Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Remember, Names, Call, Darling

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Service, Born, Ordered, Room Service

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fact, Other, Been, Picked

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Entertaining, Any, Diets

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mother, Save, Psychiatrist, Directly

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Go, Like, Unattended, Fires

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds, Lawyers, Learned, Divorce

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Marriage, Incomplete, Love Is

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Why, Descendants, Am, Hungarian

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny, Housekeeper, Am, Marvelous

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Power, Bigger, Than, Aphrodisiac

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I See, Before, Got, Compulsive

Macho does not prove mucho.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny, Prove, Does, Macho

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Advice, Why, Proposed

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

My Life, Been, Telling, To Survive

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Like, Going, Otherwise, Get Married

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never, Know, Until, Divorced

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Work, Methods, Directors, Precise

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Marriage, Almost, Divorced

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, She, Finds, Marrying

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Marriage, I Love, Fulfills

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Me, Very, Generous, Settlement

I never really mind what people say about me - I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people's disdain or nastiness upset me for long.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mind, Other, Dedicated, Unconventional

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Always, Focusing, Became, Teenager

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Life, Sex, Movement, Changed

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mean, How, My Own, Apart

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Beautiful, Diamonds, Evening

It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husband, New, Lifetime, Bridge

There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Encouraging, Advances, Cash

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Feather, Get, Cap

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Loved, Weakness, Love Is

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

World, Tell, Sane, Helps

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, See, Ears, Hear

I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Want, Own, My Own, Bills

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds, Never, Give, Hated

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Should, Large, I Believe In

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Strangers, Perfect, Then, Gifts

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Inspiration, Should, Obligation

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Away, Been, Least, Mrs

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I Am, Am, Princess

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, More, Entertaining, Being Beautiful

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Relationship, Kind, Too, Millionaire

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Away, Before, Minute

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never, Someone, Else, Easy

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men, Problem, Answer, No Problem

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Have Fun, Meet, Always, Parties

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Treat, How, Muscles

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex, Nothing, Always, Married

I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I Am, Deserve, Just Because, Attention

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Think, I Think, Very, Old-Fashioned

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Men, Theories, Ears

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds, More, Which, Dogs

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Him, Were, Fell

I only cook when I'm in love.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Only, Cook

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Beautiful, Woman, Jealous, Make

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Beautiful, Woman, Jealous, Make

You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Independent, Go, Marry, Rich

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Alone, Sleep, Bed, Argument

I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never, Been, Had, Jealous

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I Am, Help, Everybody, Famous

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Woman, Her, Tell, Tells

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