I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
- Will Durst
Car, Hate, Me, Outdoors
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
- Will Durst
Laugh, Long, Okay, Bedroom
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
- Will Durst
War, Means, Iraqi, Twenty
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
- Will Durst
Nation, Away, Sweep, Disaster
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
- Will Durst
Glad, Comedian, Reagan, President
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
- Will Durst
Comedy, Back, Creep, Laughter
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
- Will Durst
Car, Men, Speeding, Superior
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
- Will Durst
Thought, Dirty, Been, First Place
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