Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
- Will Cuppy
Lose, Some, Them, Pleasing
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
- Will Cuppy
Better, Etiquette, Means, Behaving
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
- Will Cuppy
Beginning, Think, Pretty, Sliced
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
- Will Cuppy
Chance, Been, Sole, Invented
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
- Will Cuppy
Relationship, Always, Might, Caesar
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
- Will Cuppy
Country, Other, Like, Boast
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
- Will Cuppy
Process, Famous, Aristotle, Exists
It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
- Will Cuppy
Know, See, Hardest, Faults
If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
- Will Cuppy
Reason, Call, Same, Animal
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
- Will Cuppy
Reason, Call, Same, Cat
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
- Will Cuppy
See, How, Before, Dictionary
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