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I don't believe in Women's Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.

- Tiny Tim

Women, Believe, Liberation

Night after night in the '50s, I traveled all over New York City. The promoter had 10 acts, and the winner each night would get five dollars; second place would get three dollars, and third place would get two dollars. He always put the best acts on last so the people wouldn't walk out, and the worst acts went on first. He always put me on first.

- Tiny Tim

City, Had, Each Night, Traveled

There are a lot of ups and downs. But there are always people who have it worse.

- Tiny Tim

Always, Downs, Lot, Ups

If the club was empty, I sang to the chairs.

- Tiny Tim

Club, Empty, Sang, Chairs

I read in one of the scandal sheets that there are UFO aliens living right now down deep in the Antarctic. I believe those things.

- Tiny Tim

Deep, Living, Read, Sheets

I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time.

- Tiny Tim

Love, Hockey, Always, Puck

I remember in '37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride... There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a spiral staircase and sit up on top. Those were great, great days.

- Tiny Tim

Big, I Remember, Used, Buses

It was not easy to go into a subway in 1955 at eight o'clock in the morning smelling nice and hanging on the rails with white make-up. I could see people nudging each other saying, 'What is that?'

- Tiny Tim

Other, Make-Up, Could, Rails

America lost its face with the debacle of the Vietnam War.

- Tiny Tim

Lost, Face, Vietnam, Vietnam War

If you go back to the minors, you have to start swinging and hitting the ball again. I've been in the minors since the '70s semipros, let's put it that way.

- Tiny Tim

Go, Been, Again, Swinging

As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything's just swell.

- Tiny Tim

Waiting, Voice, Here, Inn

We hear about the Gershwins, the Kerns, and the Berlins, but there were some great little writers like Theodore Morse, Charles K. Harris, and Ernest R. Ball, who wrote 'Let the Rest of the World Go By.'

- Tiny Tim

Rest, Some, Like, Theodore

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

- Tiny Tim

Remember, Better, Than, Has-Been

I'm the first has-been star singer ever to sing with the circus. I mean, Presley sang with the circus, but that was before he became a star.

- Tiny Tim

Star, Singer, Became, Has-Been

I always wanted to be a big star.

- Tiny Tim

Big, Always, Wanted, Big Star

I always bring my little ukelele along in my shopping bag which my dear, sweet father bought me. After all, you just never know when a song might come along.

- Tiny Tim

Father, Bag, Bring, Shopping

As long as you're recording and they pay the fee, it's like a lottery ticket. You never stop trying.

- Tiny Tim

Like, Ticket, Fee, Never Stop

As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don't care if they say, 'Ghastly, horrible'... I live for the beautiful angels.

- Tiny Tim

Say, Pretty, Ghastly, Notice

When I first went on the 'Johnny Carson show', the band did not want me, and Carson did not want me. If the audience had not received 'Tiptoe' so overwhelmingly, I do not believe Carson would have let me come over to be on the panel after the song.

- Tiny Tim

Show, Had, Johnny Carson, Tiptoe

If the cap ain't on my Crest, if it's squeezed from the middle and not the bottom, there's a problem.

- Tiny Tim

Problem, Middle, Bottom, Cap

The biggest blunder in the history of this country was when President Truman pulled General MacArthur out of China.

- Tiny Tim

History, Country, Pulled, Blunder

I don't think I'm turning back the clock by doing these old tunes. I love rock and roll and popular music. It's just that the spirits of the singers whose songs I do are living within me. That's why the songs come out in the voices of the original singers. I'm not doing imitations. That's the way they sound inside me.

- Tiny Tim

Love, Rock And Roll, Doing, Popular

In this business, you gotta hustle.

- Tiny Tim

Business, You, Gotta, Hustle

I believe that President Nixon was right in what he did at Watergate. Lack of respect for authority and things like socialism are turning this into a weak, effeminate country.

- Tiny Tim

Country, Like, Nixon, Socialism

They say I spend too much money, so they take it and put it away for me. What do I spend it on? Oh, old records and presents and things.

- Tiny Tim

Old, Away, Records, Too Much Money

I was trying to find an original style that didn't sound like Tony Bennett or anyone else. So I prayed about it, woke up with this high voice, and by 1954, I was going to amateur nights and winning.

- Tiny Tim

Voice, Sound, Woke, Tony

I think they should give me a spot on 'Dallas' or 'Dynasty' or one of those shows.

- Tiny Tim

Think, Give, Dallas, Give Me

I had this image before Boy George, before the Beatles, before the Rolling Stones.

- Tiny Tim

Rolling, Image, Before, Rolling Stones

I was in Australia in 1983 and did a stunt in a lion's cage.

- Tiny Tim

Australia, Cage, Stunt, Lion

At the start of the '50s, I had short hair. And I was getting nowhere.

- Tiny Tim

Hair, Nowhere, Getting, Short Hair

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