Thomas Middleditch Quotes

I wasn't necessarily always funny, I don't know if I necessarily am - some would argue not - but I was definitely, always been a strange one. Definitely always an odd duck.

- Thomas Middleditch

Some, Always, Been, Duck

A lot of comedies, I think, make the wrong choice of having the straight man being this bland emotional conduit for the audience.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Audience, I Think, Straight Man

Married life is the same as dating life, except now you have a ring, and the state of California has a vested financial interest in the outcome of your marriage.

- Thomas Middleditch

Financial, Ring, Your, Married Life

I was a little bit of a tech lord. Not a lord. More of a duke or a nobleman. I was into that stuff as a kid. Nothing too crazy.

- Thomas Middleditch

More, Lord, Tech, Duke

You can't predict the future, and you've got to go with your gut on these things, and I'm sure if you speak to a laundry list of CEOs and people who have gone through the startup process themselves, they'll say it's an endless hurdle race, and you are inevitably going to catch your legs on hurdles, and it's just how you roll with that.

- Thomas Middleditch

Through, Gut, Roll, Inevitably

In any awards ceremony, if you're a finicky person like myself, you can pick a multitude of things to nag about. I get frustrated with the comedy category because it feels like it gets sidelined a lot of the time for all kinds of things - not sidelined, marginalized.

- Thomas Middleditch

Feels, About, Frustrated, Marginalized

Ricky Gervais, met him a couple times. He wouldn't remember it.

- Thomas Middleditch

Remember, Couple, Times, Ricky

Chicago was where I realized that improv is its own thing, its own art form. And through that, you kind of develop a work ethic of not selling it short.

- Thomas Middleditch

Art, Kind, Through, Ethic

I grew up on '80s action movies... Jean Claude Van Damme, Schwarzenegger, Stallone... If there were ever some opportunity to do that, it'd be great.

- Thomas Middleditch

Some, Van, Action Movies, Jean

When you're on film or TV, essentially you're in front of the camera. Unless it's a Tim Burton thing, the desire is to be real and grounded.

- Thomas Middleditch

Desire, Film, TV, None

I'm going to be all over your TV for the foreseeable future.

- Thomas Middleditch

Over, Going, TV, Foreseeable Future

I repurposed an old World War II merchant ship door into one of the best coffee tables you have ever seen. I have also made little cabinets and media centers.

- Thomas Middleditch

Best, Ship, Door, Old World

You get a lot of apps and companies that are trying to sell you on something that's totally useless or potentially unhealthy. Only occasionally does something really worthwhile really come out.

- Thomas Middleditch

Something, Sell, Come, Unhealthy

I want to work with Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, the Coen Brothers, or Spike Jonze.

- Thomas Middleditch

Work, Brothers, Anderson, Spike

There's all these little bubbles of nerddom.

- Thomas Middleditch

Little, Bubbles

Both the benefit and the terrifying aspect of standup is when it's going poorly, you've only yourself to blame. There's no one to bail you out. But when it's going great, all that approval is for you.

- Thomas Middleditch

Going, Terrifying, Poorly, Bail

I laugh at stuff like Snapchat thinking it can change the world.

- Thomas Middleditch

Change The World, World, Snapchat

My choice growing up was the 'Star Wars' role playing game. At that time in the Nineties, they had a pretty robust pen and paper system.

- Thomas Middleditch

Game, Pretty, Role, Nineties

I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.

- Thomas Middleditch

New, Halloween, Like, Valentine

'Baskets' is incredible - 'Baskets' is so funny and poignant and sad and dark.

- Thomas Middleditch

Sad, Dark, Incredible, Poignant

Part of me wants a bunch of jocks to go to Comic-Con and call them all dweebs so they can be like, 'Pump the brakes a little bit.' But that said, it's all positive. It's just, of course, I'm going to find some cynicism in it.

- Thomas Middleditch

Some, Comic-Con, Part, Brakes

Game design has always been a secondary passion. I don't know how to program, though, so I'm at this strange crossroads where I'm like, 'I wonder if I can convince people who know what they're doing to hear me out on one of my ideas.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Game, Doing, Been, Secondary

In D&D, you're only in that fantasy world. But with GURPS, you can, like, play a game that's Los Angeles film noir, or a game where the premise is you are world-jumpers, and you can go to different worlds.

- Thomas Middleditch

Game, Play, Worlds, Noir

I've spoken to people in Silicon Valley, and many times they have said to me, 'X storyline, or that thing that happened in your show - pretty much verbatim has happened to me.' And it's either identical or similar enough to be scary.

- Thomas Middleditch

Silicon Valley, Show, Your, Storyline

I'm not joking - it's a top-three dream of mine to be on a comedy on HBO and to have it directed by Mike Judge and Alec Berg, and then on top of that, have it be with friends, two of them I've known for 10 years.

- Thomas Middleditch

Mine, Directed, Alec, Joking

After going to theater school, and then subsequently dropping out, I would say that when I first went to Chicago and learned long-form improv, that was a far better acting workshop than any acting school I've been to.

- Thomas Middleditch

Out, Been, Would, Subsequently

It's not about creating 22 episodes indefinitely for as long as you can do.

- Thomas Middleditch

Creating, About, Episodes

I don't think anyone can do any character that doesn't have at least some ounce of themselves in it. You are who you are, and your brain is drawing on things that you've experienced.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Some, Least, Ounce

The first home system we had was an Apple II, and I remember playing a game called 'Conan.' It should have been called 'Tarzan' because you were essentially Conan running around a forest with a boomerang, but it was obviously Tarzan.

- Thomas Middleditch

Game, I Remember, Been, Tarzan

I grew up in a hippy town, so I did my playing outdoors and skiing and all that, but then I also had my nerd friends that I went and hosted LAN parties with, get my 'Counter-Strike' on.

- Thomas Middleditch

Skiing, Town, Also, Nerd

I understand what scripting and programming is, but do I know how to do it? Not really. But, I think that even knocking on the door allows you to understand a little bit of that kind of stuff. Mainly what 'Silicon Valley' has taught me, in that respect, is the business side of it, with that gold rush element as opposed to creating software.

- Thomas Middleditch

Door, Software, I Think, Programming

Sometimes, when comedians get success, they don't do as much weird stuff as they normally do.

- Thomas Middleditch

Success, Weird, Comedians, Normally

It's an absurd world - you know, billionaires in Birkenstocks. But I'd rather have nerdy tech guys as the next Carnegie than oil tycoons.

- Thomas Middleditch

Next, Tech, Billionaires, Carnegie

Improv is always seen as something that's funny, but worth a $5 ticket, $10 at most. I think ISC is one of those shows that is worth a real ticket price. It's hard-hitting and great and different every time.

- Thomas Middleditch

Worth, I Think, Seen, Every Time

Twitter is maybe the worst thing. It's cool when you can tweet out your show and be like, 'Hey, come see my show,' or 'Check out this Kickstarter,' but it's also this weird 140-character vehicle for insidiousness.

- Thomas Middleditch

Show, Maybe, Your, Hey

Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny, trust me!' And the world collectively goes, 'Yeah, you and everybody else.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Trust, Happen, Everybody, Hey

I watched Season 1 through 9 of 'Seinfeld' bloopers one day, just having a ball. It's fun to see people having fun.

- Thomas Middleditch

Through, One Day, Having, Season

I had to be sick for a scene in the first season, and we used some fruit smoothies with little banana chunks. I had to put it in my mouth and spit it out. It was absolutely delicious.

- Thomas Middleditch

Fruit, Banana, Some, Season

I don't typically pay attention to most things in life, let alone award season. Not because I think it's silly. I just don't typically get caught up in it.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Caught, I Think, Season

I'm a military history buff.

- Thomas Middleditch

History, Military, Buff

Speaking as someone who's played a lot of video games, and at the end of the video game all you have is a memory, after woodworking you get this piece of furniture.

- Thomas Middleditch

Memory, Game, Video, Video Game

In eighth grade, when I was just the school weirdo, my drama teacher put me in a play, and we came up with a few comedy bits. And that very first reaction, for an audience of supportive middle schoolers, I put my head out and pretended I got scared by the audience, and ducked back in. They all went: 'Yeah! That's great!'

- Thomas Middleditch

Play, Supportive, Very, Scared

I've had the fortune of meeting most of the 'Kids in the Hall.' One meeting was special in particular because this was before I had gotten anything, before anything was clicking, and I just found myself hanging out with Scott Thompson.

- Thomas Middleditch

Fortune, Before, Gotten, Scott

I don't want to make some super cliche comment about how much more acceptable gaming is. I think it was always acceptable for me and my peers. But I think it's become more so in pop culture, media, stuff like that - people with money have discovered that they can make money by marketing to us.

- Thomas Middleditch

Some, Discovered, Acceptable, Comment

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.

- Thomas Middleditch

Baby, Cool, Cucumber

I know, for myself, I probably work a lot better in that - in the group environment. Only because if I am coming up short, someone else helps.

- Thomas Middleditch

Work, Myself, Am, Group

I have a fairly pragmatic view on all those bullies that came before, because everybody makes you who you are now.

- Thomas Middleditch

Everybody, Before, Fairly, Pragmatic

I'm not saying that comedy has to be a certain thing - I'm not trying to define comedy, where it's like, it can only be silly things. But I think part of what makes a comedy is that at least part of the mantra of the show is trying to make people laugh.

- Thomas Middleditch

I Think, Part, Mantra, Laugh

I don't program, so I don't belong in Silicon Valley. If I did belong in Silicon Valley, I'd be there creating a revolutionary compression algorithm for billions of dollars.

- Thomas Middleditch

Belong, Dollars, Billions, Billions Of Dollars

I wish I was more industrious, but I don't necessarily have that drive.

- Thomas Middleditch

Wish, More, I Wish, Industrious

Even if things are going well, I'm always thinking that I'm about to be hit with the dreaded gut punch and - psych! - I'll find out that it's all falling apart.

- Thomas Middleditch

Falling, Always, Going, Dreaded

I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought that would be a really clear joke.

- Thomas Middleditch

Myself, Thought, Website, Listed

People go on Snapchat - I don't understand it. It's the first app I felt, 'Oh no, I'm out of touch with burgeoning technology. I'm not 16!'

- Thomas Middleditch

Understand, Go, App, Snapchat

I did a brief visit at Google X, and they have these little push scooters that you can go from one end of the compound to the other, and the floors are very smooth to maximize efficiency of the push scooters.

- Thomas Middleditch

Other, Very, Brief, Compound

My interests in the world of technology are mainly video games, but I like tech as a means to help solve big issues, such as the demands on natural resources.

- Thomas Middleditch

Big, Tech, Means, Natural Resources

I was voted valedictorian, and at my school it wasn't based on grades; that was the popular vote.

- Thomas Middleditch

School, Based, Voted, Vote

Just, you know, respect animals and the planet. And don't vote Trump.

- Thomas Middleditch

Know, Planet, Trump, Vote

I've always been a gamer. I play a version of Dungeons & Dragons.

- Thomas Middleditch

Play, Always, Been, Dragons

I'm more nerdy in a sense of, like, video games and Dungeons and Dragons and Renaissance Faire. But not nerdy in a sense that I know how to create apps.

- Thomas Middleditch

More, Like, Dungeons, Dragons

My nerdy pursuits are more like video games, Dungeons and Dragons, stuff like that.

- Thomas Middleditch

More, Like, Dungeons, Dragons

It's pretty surreal to be doing a show on HBO with pals.

- Thomas Middleditch

Doing, Pretty, Surreal, HBO

I am an unabashed HBO fan. This is why being on 'Silicon Valley' is kind of like a dream.

- Thomas Middleditch

Kind, Silicon Valley, Like, HBO

It's like PlayStation-Xbox. I like both. So nothing against Mac, but I do use Windows.

- Thomas Middleditch

Against, Like, Use, Mac

I like my flight sims because I can set up a very robust joystick setup and my head tracking software.

- Thomas Middleditch

Flight, Very, Set, Tracking

Over the years, I've had a slight ebbing and flowing of confidence in my non-comedic role abilities.

- Thomas Middleditch

Over, Role, Slight, Flowing

T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.

- Thomas Middleditch

Learning, Comedy, How, Miller

We thought it would be pretty cool to officially declare ourselves a gang. Our gang name was called the Rude Boys. Of course, any Rude Gang would need a jacket.

- Thomas Middleditch

Thought, Gang, Pretty, Officially

With YouTube streaming and Twitch and all that, you can just hop on on any given night and play videogames and have people come watch you. And even if you've only got 400 people watching your stream, that's more people than would see my comedy if I went to UCB.

- Thomas Middleditch

Play, YouTube, Hop, Twitch

I just love action movies. People are like, 'What comedy movies did you grow up watching?' And I'm like, 'Not many.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Love, Grow, Like, Action Movies

I'm a total pessimist.

- Thomas Middleditch

Total, Pessimist

If you think 'Game of Thrones' throws around some erroneous, unnecessary nudity, wait til you see 'Silicon Valley.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Game, Think, Some, Game Of Thrones

I just grew up liking computers and stuff like that. Mainly cool stuff, like video games.

- Thomas Middleditch

Cool, Like, Video, Liking

It's not as if I've never been awkward myself. I'm a big gamer, so I've had access to that type of personality. I used to go to these LAN parties; that was before high-speed Internet. The only way you could get lag-free gaming was to haul these huge computers to people's houses.

- Thomas Middleditch

Big, Access, Been, High-Speed

As a kid, I drew comics. I had curly hair. I liked to joke, but I was kind of nervous about it at first until it was coaxed out of me.

- Thomas Middleditch

Curly, Kid, Kind, Joke

I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Pretty, I Think, Shorts

I make very basic country rustic furniture.

- Thomas Middleditch

Country, Rustic, Very, Basic

When you're an actor who just got his first big chunk of change, and you're like, 'What do I do with it?' you try to look at Silicon Valley, and the learning curve is so huge. Especially on the investor side. I don't want to say it's like Vegas, in a sense, but you do kinda roll the dice on some companies. It's like educated dice rolling.

- Thomas Middleditch

Big, Some, Curve, Investor

I remember trying to stay up late and catch as much 'Beavis and Butt-Head' as I could, and then 'King of the Hill.'

- Thomas Middleditch

King, I Remember, Could, Catch

I went to University of Victoria on Vancouver Island and their theater program.

- Thomas Middleditch

Island, University, Victoria, Vancouver

I met Mike Judge when I was working on my own cartoon for MTV; it did not air. But I got on with Mike and then did a few voices on 'Beavis and Butt-Head' because of it.

- Thomas Middleditch

My Own, Cartoon, Mike, Met

I need some more followers! I need to get my stats up to a million so I can make any movie with The Rock I want!

- Thomas Middleditch

Need, Some, Movie, Million

I'm a PC guy.

- Thomas Middleditch

Guy, PC

I don't think anyone sets out to be the evil villain.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Villain, Sets, Evil

I was just a bit of a loner as a young boy. And very, very sensitive. Ever the emotional young thing.

- Thomas Middleditch

Young, Very, Ever, Loner

I would never say that girls and their bachelorette parties are tame.

- Thomas Middleditch

Never, Would, Parties, Tame

All of my guy friends are pretty civil and tame.

- Thomas Middleditch

Pretty, Guy, Civil, Tame

I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Some, Still, Funniest

I got into performing fairly young and went from, like, a shy kid to a total weirdo.

- Thomas Middleditch

Shy, Young, Like, Weirdo

I went from being the shy weirdo to the class clown in a couple of years.

- Thomas Middleditch

Shy, Class Clown, Couple, Weirdo

All the sharky elements of Hollywood are similar to sharky elements in Silicon Valley. It's obviously different, but the deals are the same. And you get hot, then you're not.

- Thomas Middleditch

Hollywood, Similar, Silicon

The show is not really about finding love in Silicon Valley, and it never really claimed be so.

- Thomas Middleditch

Love, Never, Claimed, Silicon

The Valley is a place that takes itself too seriously, and it has yet to be properly lampooned. So it's time for a wedgie.

- Thomas Middleditch

Seriously, Properly, Itself, Valley

I'm not in Hollywood because I'm good at math.

- Thomas Middleditch

Good, Hollywood, Because, Math

I'm a Windows guy. I have been for many, many years. I play games, and it's where games run, baby.

- Thomas Middleditch

Play, Guy, Been, Windows

I'm definitely not frowning on improv; I mean, I've been doing it for years. I just think that there's some styles of comedy that warrant a tighter pace.

- Thomas Middleditch

Think, Some, Been, Styles

I think my mantra for saying yes to anything is just, 'Oh, I think that'll be a cool, interesting project,' or - sadly! - 'Ooh, this will help my career.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Career, Think, Sadly, Mantra

Basically, if you like 'Deadpool,' you'll love 'Captain Underpants.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Love, Like, Basically, Captain

There are lot of people I'd wanna work with, but Wes Anderson, I would just wanna sit down with the guy. If he would ever put me in one of his movies, that would be the end.

- Thomas Middleditch

Work, Guy, Anderson, Wanna

I've been a Keanu Reeves fan for a very long time, since 'Bill and Ted' and 'Point Break' and stuff like that.

- Thomas Middleditch

Been, Very, Very Long Time, Bill

I'm undeniably very nerdy, but I'm trying to recognize and pursue more masculine pursuits.

- Thomas Middleditch

Pursue, Very, Masculine, Pursuits

When you make a film, you never know how it will turn out, especially when you improvise it.

- Thomas Middleditch

Never, Will, How, Improvise

I'm always trying to do weird things - when you have that part of your mission statement as an actor, half of that stuff that ends up being made is probably garbage.

- Thomas Middleditch

Always, Made, Half, Garbage

Everything needs to be lampooned. I believe that there's not any sacred ground.

- Thomas Middleditch

Needs, I Believe That, Ground

Sometimes you just need words on a page to memorize.

- Thomas Middleditch

Words, Sometimes, Need, Page

I wanted to be like 'Kids in the Hall.'

- Thomas Middleditch

Like, Wanted, Kids, Hall

I think when you go in, with film or television, you want to tell this narrative. And with 'Joshy,' you want it to be grounded with moments - it's not like, 'Everyone be as funny as you can, quickly, at all times!' It's not like that. You have to pick the right improvisers.

- Thomas Middleditch

Tell, I Think, Quickly, Grounded

Scorsese is very nice. He's small; he's energetic.

- Thomas Middleditch

Small, Energetic, Very, Scorsese

I was always the bad student.

- Thomas Middleditch

Bad, Always, Student

At the end of the day, I want to play characters that interest me.

- Thomas Middleditch

Play, Interest, Characters, End Of The Day

I like a nice, crisp pilsner or lager.

- Thomas Middleditch

Nice, Like, Crisp

I'm kind of a sports guy.

- Thomas Middleditch

Kind, Guy, Sports

I'm into computers and have been for a while.

- Thomas Middleditch

Been, While, Computers

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