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The DSS offices are not given enough funding, their staff are poorly paid and are driven to distraction by the amount of work they have to do. There is frequent turnover of staff. Morale is extremely low. Working with desperate people all day is very dispiriting; their unhappiness rubs off on you.

- Sue Townsend

Desperate, Very, Poorly, Rubs

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.

- Sue Townsend

Making, Still, Finished, Monarchy

My dark secrets are life threatening. Pockets of unhappiness set in aspic that build and build. I have this primitive feeling that if something good happens, it is going to be followed by something bad. There is always a price to pay.

- Sue Townsend

Bad, Primitive, Threatening, Unhappiness

Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure.

- Sue Townsend

Guilty, Pleasure, Show, Kyle

I am from the working class. I am now what I was then. No amount of balsamic vinegar and Prada handbags could make me forget what it was like to be poor.

- Sue Townsend

Handbags, Like, Amount, Vinegar

I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.

- Sue Townsend

Birthday, Small, By The Time, Two Weeks

I always write back to people who are kind enough to write to me. Actually, I don't write - I recline on my red velvet sofa with my feet on the coffee table and dictate the letters to my eldest son.

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Red, Feet, Back, Eldest

I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are counselors.

- Sue Townsend

Training, Surrounded, Am, Counselors

I usually listen to the same thing over and over again: Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major. And Leonard Cohen.

- Sue Townsend

Violin, Over, Same Thing, Concerto

Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's no way you could ever afford driving lessons or a car. And the guilt I used to feel: they had holes in their shoes, and at one point, I had to send them to school wearing Wellingtons when the sun was shining.

- Sue Townsend

Small, Feel, Terrifying, Holes

I am the world's worst diabetic.

- Sue Townsend

I Am, World, Worst, Diabetic

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.

- Sue Townsend

Yes, Had, Having, Diabetic

People down on their luck deserve the best: beautiful surroundings and well-paid professional staff to help them out of their difficulties. Why not train thousands more social workers and let them sit in on claimants' interviews?

- Sue Townsend

Best, Luck, Why, Why Not

I've always been fascinated by totalitarian regimes. I'm not an admirer of them.

- Sue Townsend

Always, Been, Admirer, Regimes

I became an insomniac, really, hardly slept at all, didn't even try to. And it's carried on. I hate to say I only need as much sleep as Mrs. Thatcher, but I can cope really well on five hours.

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I Can, Cope, Became, Hardly

I don't like to be noticed. The older I've got, the more reclusive I've become. I've got late-onset shyness. People are lovely. When they see me in the street, they don't ask for anything from me. They just say: 'I thought it was you, and I just wanted to say how much I enjoy your books,' but I can't seem to cope with it anymore.

- Sue Townsend

Enjoy, Thought, Your, Cope

I never imagined when I began writing in the early 1960s I'd become professional and my life would be transformed.

- Sue Townsend

My Life, Began, Imagined, Transformed

I always feel as if I'm a disappointment: that people want a grand dame in furs like Barbara Taylor Bradford.

- Sue Townsend

Always, Like, Taylor, Dame

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

- Sue Townsend

Book, Seven, Wrote, Notebooks

I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole.

- Sue Townsend

Like, Been, Very, Pretentious

We had library books in our house, but not our own. So you had 14 days to read them. There would be eight books a fortnight in our house and I'd read as many of those as I could.

- Sue Townsend

Own, Could, Read, Fortnight

When I was a child, I dreaded blindness. We used to ask: 'Would we rather be blind or deaf?' I said I'd rather be blind, even though I was scared of it. I couldn't bear not being able to hear music or talk to people.

- Sue Townsend

Blind, Deaf, Rather, Scared

In the early days, it was, you know, I used to weep while I was writing. I used to grab at any kind of anything, any hint, any tip of how to make it easy.

- Sue Townsend

Kind, Used, Early Days, Grab

I always have this image of a woman running across a desert carrying children, trying to find water and food, not knowing when they'll get that. And her feet are slashed up from the dry, hard earth... Even when I'm uncomfortable, sometimes in pain, or just cold... I think, 'Thank God for what I've got.'

- Sue Townsend

Woman, Feet, I Think, Not Knowing

I seem to be able to get depressed quite easily without any reason.

- Sue Townsend

Reason, Get, Able, Depressed

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

- Sue Townsend

Social, Could, Practical, Problems

I always wanted to be Jo in 'Little Women.' She's a bit reckless and feckless, always getting into trouble like me. But I'm probably more like Madame Bovary.

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More, Always, Like, Madame

I prefer to keep my secrets to myself, to the grave... and beyond!

- Sue Townsend

Keep, Grave, Prefer, Secrets

I do think that books, good books, free you. They make you feel a citizen of the world and things like class, sex and age don't matter. They're the greatest leveler.

- Sue Townsend

Think, Citizen, Like, Class

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

- Sue Townsend

Yes, Away, Like, Harmless

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