In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'
- Steve Schirripa
Doing, Movie, TV, Dads
People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe even more so. You have to get in there and be part of the game.
- Steve Schirripa
Game, Maybe, Lives, Dads
I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
- Steve Schirripa
Father, Young, Gotta, Luckiest
I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.
- Steve Schirripa
Books, Lot, Read, Bad Mood
With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.
- Steve Schirripa
Giving, Kid, Some, Block
I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.
- Steve Schirripa
Like, Fathers, Works, Specifically
'Because I said so!' They are the most underrated four words.
- Steve Schirripa
Words, Four, Most, Underrated
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.
- Steve Schirripa
Over, Negotiate, Took, Vietnam War
I'm not big with negotiating.
- Steve Schirripa
Big, Negotiating
Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.
- Steve Schirripa
Wife, Kind, Going, Illness
Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.
- Steve Schirripa
Own, Gonna, Least, Instruction
I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.
- Steve Schirripa
My Life, Worked, Too, All My Life
I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'
- Steve Schirripa
Father, Tell, Going, I Care
When people tell me that I'm a hothead, I have one response, 'You got a problem with that?'
- Steve Schirripa
Me, Problem, Tell, Response
Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.
- Steve Schirripa
Television, Will, Some, Humiliate
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.
- Steve Schirripa
Celebrity, Been, Rather, Humiliate
Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.
- Steve Schirripa
Here, How, Mine, Good Parent
There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
- Steve Schirripa
Quantity, Only, Quality Time, Quality
Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.
- Steve Schirripa
Sometimes, Like, Dad, Match
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