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Lance Armstrong has a 17th-century, 15-foot Spanish fresco of the crucifixion hanging on the wall of his Austin mansion. This doesn't mean - and some of you Armstrong acolytes might want to sit down for this - that Lance is Jesus.

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Some, Spanish, Crucifixion, Armstrong

More than any other major sport, professional or amateur, college football games are decided by the physical incompetence and downright chokery of their players.

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College, More, Other, Amateur

Some eco groups suggest that as many as 73 million sharks are killed globally every year. Hammerheads, blue sharks, mako sharks - they're disappearing, and they ain't coming back.

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Year, Some, Globally, Suggest

As a kid, Terry Bradshaw didn't amaze me. My hero was Steelers backup Terry Hanratty, who nabbed two Super Bowl rings while completing three passes.

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Kid, Amaze, Super Bowl, Backup

Occasionally, a young catcher is born with a backup's soul. Bob Montgomery was on the Red Sox opening day roster for the entire 1970s, yet he never had more than 254 at-bats in a season.

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Soul, Young, Catcher, Backup

Stephen A. Smith is the hardest-working man in sports show business. The ubiquitous basketball pundit appears on ESPN about 10 times a day as a regular on the show 'NBA Fastbreak,' a guest commentator on 'Sports Center,' and a pundit on 'ESPNEWS.'

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Ubiquitous, ESPN, Smith, Commentator

Unlike the LeBrons and A-Rods of the world, anointed as special from pre-K, Matt Leinart exudes an approachability rarely seen in superstars. It's why kids on the autograph line chat him up like a buddy with whom they could stay up late playing Xbox.

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Him, Why, Line, Autograph

Rick Rubin's undulating face hair is just as famous as his body of work. In homage to the yogis he read about as a boy on Long Island, Rubin hasn't shaved since he was 23. It's long been his registered trademark.

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Been, Long Island, About, Rick

Rick Rubin eats no cheese.

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Cheese, Eats, Rick

From the outside, Rick Rubin's house above Zuma Beach is a generic millionaire beach home. There's a rarely used tennis court and a circular drive.

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Court, Used, Circular, Rick

As anyone who has read 'Sports Illustrated's Steve Rushin knows, it's quite possible to write an unreadable column without being a TV pundit. But if you want to be a consistently good columnist, you can't be on television.

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Good, Without, TV, Columnist

There are many reasons why I hate college football. The 4-hour games drone on longer than Steve Lyons during the American League playoffs. The ever-expanding season threatens to creep into early July. Boise, Idaho, hosts a bowl game. And it's played on blue artificial turf.

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College, Game, Reasons, American League

Before Angelina Jolie became a humanitarian, she was best known for wearing a vial of blood around her neck and kissing her brother.

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Before, Wearing, Became, None

Celebs that hit the West Hollywood/Beverly Hills quadrant and places like the Urth Caffe are not exactly trying to keep a low profile; it's sort of like if LeBron James went to an ESPN Zone and then whined about being hounded for autographs.

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About, ESPN, James, Hills

Think about it: You're trying to raise cash to save an endangered animal. You've got orphaned pandas getting 3 trillion YouTube hits, and you've got seals being clubbed over the head by roughnecks. The money flows in. But what about the poor shark?

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YouTube, Save, About, Seals

I arrive a month premature, with my dad's brains but not much else.

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Month, Brains, Arrive, Premature

There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world terror, paranoia, and bipolar disorder. That's about 2 percent of the population; roughly what the guy with the beard running on the Libertarian Party ticket gets when he runs for Congress.

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United, Congress, Homeland, Libertarian

The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.'

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Big, Course, Home Base, Base

I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school.

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Classic, Always, Disorder, Attention Deficit

The Smithsonian should box and preserve Tim McGraw's Nashville den for a future exhibit entitled 'Early 21st Century American Man Cave.'

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Cave, Nashville, Entitled, 21st Century

All backups take their cue from Elrod Hendricks, the patron saint of erstwhile catchers.

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Saint, Patron, Take, Cue

Ever since Mike Tyson was champ, twenty-something dudes have microwaved nachos, popped opened Natty Lights, watched sharks do unspeakable things on TV, and whispered a billion 'Whoa, dudes.'

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TV, Mike, Mike Tyson, Champ

Robert Downey Jr. doesn't work out like us regular folks. Adulation bathes him from the moment he arrives at his Los Angeles martial arts studio.

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Him, Studio, Adulation, Martial Arts

The thing about living without a father if he's always gone is that it takes a long time to realize he isn't coming home.

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Father, Living, Always, Coming Home

Legends like Jim Murray at the 'Los Angeles Times' and Shirley Povich at the 'Washington Post' were the most beloved guys at their papers. They'd write a cherished column for 30 years, and that was it. There was nothing else to do, no higher job to attain.

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Shirley, Cherished, Papers, Beloved

Matt Leinart's L.A. duplex looks more like a Chuck E. Cheese safe house than a millionaire jock's crash pad. There's the requisite leather couch and flat-screen television, but the rest of the ground floor is bare except for a pile of Nick Jr. DVDs, a high chair, and a SpongeBob SquarePants director's chair.

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House, Couch, Pile, DVDs

Maybe it's impossible to spend time with Patrick Stewart and not have the conversation move to the extraterrestrial.

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Move, Extraterrestrial, Conversation

Peter Rodrick was one of only around 4,000 men in the world qualified to land jets on a carrier after dark.

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Qualified, Around, Jets, Carrier

A colleague once nicknamed me - half mocking - the 'magical stranger' because I get people to tell me things.

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People, Tell, Half, Colleague

One of the hallmarks that a British actor brings to his public persona is an adept sense of self-deprecation - see Daniel Craig and Damian Lewis.

- Stephen Rodrick

British, Persona, Adept, Lewis

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