Sholom Aleichem Quotes

If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.

- Sholom Aleichem

It is an old custom amongst Jewish children, to become war-like on the 'L'ag Beomer.' They arm themselves from head to foot with wooden swords, pop-guns and bows and arrows. They take food with them, and go off to wage war.

- Sholom Aleichem

To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater pleasure than that? What is it worth to be dressed in new clothes from head to foot, and to show off before one's friends? Then the prayers themselves - the first Festival evening prayer and blessing.

- Sholom Aleichem

When have you ever heard of a cantor or any artist turning anyone down when he is strongly urged to perform?

- Sholom Aleichem

Playing nuts is a game like any other, neither better than tops, nor worse than cards. The game is played in various ways. There are 'holes' and 'bank' and 'caps.' But every game finishes up in the same way. One boy loses, another wins. And, as always, he who wins is a clever fellow, a smart fellow, a good fellow.

- Sholom Aleichem

No one knows whom the shoe pinches - no one.

- Sholom Aleichem

There are people who have never been taught anything, and know everything, have never been anywhere, and understand everything, have never given a moment's thought to anything, and comprehend everything. 'Blessed hands' is the name bestowed on these fortunate beings. The world envies, honours and respects them.

- Sholom Aleichem

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

- Sholom Aleichem

Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.

- Sholom Aleichem

When you die, others who think they know you, will concoct things about you... Better pick up a pen and write it yourself, for you know yourself best.

- Sholom Aleichem

One cannot live on potatoes alone. It is said that one wants bread with potatoes. And when there's no bread, a Jew takes his stick, and goes through the village in search of business.

- Sholom Aleichem

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

- Sholom Aleichem

The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hunger.

- Sholom Aleichem

They say that children become men, and men become children. Many generations have grown up, become men, and gone hence.

- Sholom Aleichem

I will never permit myself to give in to American taste and lower the standards of art.

- Sholom Aleichem

When the heart is full, the eyes overflow.

- Sholom Aleichem

Gossip is nature's telephone.

- Sholom Aleichem

You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.

- Sholom Aleichem

Ah, how many luxuries has the good God prepared for his Jewish children.

- Sholom Aleichem

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

- Sholom Aleichem

No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

- Sholom Aleichem

A cantor, when he starts singing, it's like rain - once it starts, it's hard to stop.

- Sholom Aleichem

A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.

- Sholom Aleichem