S. J. Perelman Quotes

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

- S. J. Perelman

Love, Dying, Violin, Triumphant

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

- S. J. Perelman

Living, Most, Century, 21st Century

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

- S. J. Perelman

Which, Manner, Immediately, Awakened

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

- S. J. Perelman

Personality, Fact, Like, Wring

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

- S. J. Perelman

Living, Always, Again, Dispose

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

- S. J. Perelman

Fate, Dealing, Bottom, Deck

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

- S. J. Perelman

You, Had, Horse

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