Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
- S. J. Perelman
Love, Dying, Violin, Triumphant
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- S. J. Perelman
Living, Most, Century, 21st Century
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
- S. J. Perelman
Which, Manner, Immediately, Awakened
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
- S. J. Perelman
Personality, Fact, Like, Wring
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
- S. J. Perelman
Living, Always, Again, Dispose
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
- S. J. Perelman
Fate, Dealing, Bottom, Deck
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
- S. J. Perelman
You, Had, Horse
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