You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
- Rodney Carrington
Never, Malicious, Which, Right Way
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
- Rodney Carrington
Want, Go, Say, OK
Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
- Rodney Carrington
Think, More, TV, Channels
When I was little, there were three channels.
- Rodney Carrington
Three, Little, Were, Channels
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
- Rodney Carrington
Thought, Hardest Thing, If I Could
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
- Rodney Carrington
Being, Getting, Having, Comedian
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