Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
- Rob Corddry
Oil, Pure, Form, Sham
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
- Rob Corddry
Election, More, Learned, Schooling
Wow. I am really pretentious.
- Rob Corddry
I Am, Wow, Am, Pretentious
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
- Rob Corddry
Country, Year, Pretty, Craziest
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
- Rob Corddry
Going, Absolutely, Backstage
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
- Rob Corddry
Think, Going, I Think, Jokes
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
- Rob Corddry
Like, Got, Literally, Employing
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
- Rob Corddry
Funny, Will, Secret, Closer
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
- Rob Corddry
Week, Like, Half, Bets
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry
Daily, Tension, Should, Daily Show
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry
Cool, Watch, Apparently, Daily Show
I want to manufacture a feud.
- Rob Corddry
Want, Feud, Manufacture
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
- Rob Corddry
Magic, Away, Which, Gives
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
- Rob Corddry
I Remember, Interviewing, Therefore
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
- Rob Corddry
College, Remember, Never, Commercials
I have to stay true to myself.
- Rob Corddry
Myself, True, Stay, Stay True
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
- Rob Corddry
More, Over, Encouraged, Pitch
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
- Rob Corddry
Some, Guy, Sort, Niche
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
- Rob Corddry
Other, Sure, Even, Sensibility
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
- Rob Corddry
Never, Limited, Theatrical, Bonus
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
- Rob Corddry
Thought, Next, Hang, Pictures
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
- Rob Corddry
Soon, Touched, Mine, Oscar
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
- Rob Corddry
Stupid, Thought, Part, Quit
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
- Rob Corddry
Comedy, Get, CNN
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
- Rob Corddry
Nothing, Express, He, Pat
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
- Rob Corddry
Working, Comfortable, Feel, Election
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
- Rob Corddry
Need, Like, Even, Contribute
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
- Rob Corddry
Myself, Next, Makes, How Much
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
- Rob Corddry
Character, Head, Writer, Loves
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