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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

- Rip Taylor

Broke, Tonight, Supposed, Tonight Show

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

- Rip Taylor

Star, Hollywood, Guard, Brink

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

- Rip Taylor

Better, See, Getting, Harvey

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

- Rip Taylor

Suicide, New, Martha, Unplug

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

- Rip Taylor

Earth, Does, Richards, Marty

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

- Rip Taylor

Advice, Him, Carrot Top, Ran

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

- Rip Taylor

Show, Satellite, Rapping, Rip

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

- Rip Taylor

Red, Tears, Met, Broke

I've created such a monster.

- Rip Taylor

Created, Monster

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