No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
- Red Skelton
Forget, May, Few, Seconds
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
- Red Skelton
Parenting, Kid, Will, Errand
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
- Red Skelton
Sad, Always, Brought, Laugh
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
- Red Skelton
Purpose, Some, Been, Chuckle
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
- Red Skelton
Long, Nuts, Going, Laugh
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
- Red Skelton
Misery, Springs, Forming, Care
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
- Red Skelton
Marriage, Find, Sooner, Married Men
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
- Red Skelton
Exercise, Run, I See, Collapse
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
- Red Skelton
Build, Here, Personally, Destroy
I left home because I was hungry.
- Red Skelton
Home, Because, Left, Hungry
Congress: Bingo with billions.
- Red Skelton
Congress, Bingo, Billions
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
- Red Skelton
Death, Ever, His, First Time
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
- Red Skelton
Happiness, Children, Being, Reasons
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