When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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Dean, Mary, Dracula, Drank
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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Week, Hours, Hospitals, Grant
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
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I Am, Always, Helping, Joking
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
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Business, Lose, Show, Orphan
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
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Truth, Leave, Wanted, Caesar
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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Never, Leaves, Raise, Hand
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
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Working, Only, Keep, Goal
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