Peter Falk Quotes

In the beginning, when you're acting in amateur theater and off-Broadway, it was unheard of that anyone else would get your costume. And it was important to get a good costume. You put time into that.

- Peter Falk

Beginning, Your, Unheard, Amateur

You thought the stage, you thought Broadway: that was the pot at the end of the rainbow. The idea of being in Hollywood was like going to the Moon or Mars.

- Peter Falk

Thought, Hollywood, Broadway, Pot

Strange thing, this television.

- Peter Falk

Strange, Television, Thing, Strange Thing

Initially, they wanted Columbo to wear a driving coat. I said: 'Are you kidding? He's not an English aristocrat.'

- Peter Falk

Driving, Wear, Aristocrat, Initially

Hartford had the Mark Twain Masquers, which was fantastic. They had been in business I don't know how many years. They knew how to build sets and sell tickets and put on a play. My day started at night. When I left the office, that's when my day began.

- Peter Falk

Play, Been, Tickets, Fantastic

I got a regret: That I started acting so late. I was 27, and guys who start at 18 or so, there's this kinda continuity of friendships they form in the profession by startin' young, I've never had that.

- Peter Falk

Regret, Young, Profession, Continuity

Children ran up to me shouting, 'Columbo!' At first, it gave me great pleasure, but later, I said to myself that those children should have had their own heroes instead of admiring a cop from Los Angeles.

- Peter Falk

Own, Cop, Had, Admiring

They wouldn't take me in the navy because of my glass eye. So I joined the merchant navy, who allowed monocular crew if you worked in the kitchens. You're not wanted on deck or in the engine room with one eye, but you're good to fire up the ovens and cook hundreds of chops.

- Peter Falk

Navy, Deck, Allowed, Chops

When I was a kid, the idea of gettin' paid to paint your face... listen, I grew up in Ossining, New York, a nice little town by the Hudson, and nothin' ever interested me except being your usual high school big shot, which I was an' loved it, played all the sports and goofed around, always out on the street with the guys, everything was funny t'me.

- Peter Falk

Kid, Big, Idea, Gettin

Going to Hartford turned out to be the luckiest thing that ever happened to me.

- Peter Falk

Going, Ever, Turned, Luckiest

When I was growing up in Ossining, N.Y., playing pool with the guys, the thought that any one of us might become an actor was as far-fetched as being knighted by the queen of England.

- Peter Falk

Queen, Thought, England, Far-Fetched

There were no artists in Ossining, which was the home of Sing Sing prison. Most of the parents of the guys I knew were guards there.

- Peter Falk

Home, Knew, Which, Guards

I don't like getting up in the morning, getting in a car, driving on a freeway, and stopping at a gate where two guards are standing there, then walk into a studio that looks like a bunch of airplane hangars.

- Peter Falk

Like, Studio, Freeway, Guards

It became the joke of the neighbourhood. If the umpire ruled me out on a bad call, I'd take the fake eye out and hand it to him.

- Peter Falk

Him, Bad, Became, Neighbourhood

Good actors are always looking for props. They're looking for behavior. It makes it a lot easier. You're not solely dependent of what's coming out of your mouth. You're also less self-conscious, less aware of the camera.

- Peter Falk

Good, Out, Your, Camera

I'm just looking to get through the day.

- Peter Falk

Looking, Through, Get, Just Looking

Sure, I miss some things about the stage. The thing I like is the immediacy. But then I complain, 'I gotta do the same part for six months.'

- Peter Falk

Some, Sure, Six, Immediacy

In 1958, I was shooting a movie in Florida, and I decided to go to Havana, Cuba, to see what it was like.

- Peter Falk

See, Havana, Decided, Cuba

I've worked with some terrific actors. The list of guys that came on the 'Columbo' show, I mean they were world-class actors from all over the world - Oskar Werner, Laurence Harvey, Donald Pleasence, you know... foreigners.

- Peter Falk

Some, World-Class, Donald, Harvey

If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.

- Peter Falk

Life, My Life, Gone, Twain

What wouldn't have happened to me if I hadn't ended up in Hartford, Connecticut.

- Peter Falk

Me, Up, Ended, Connecticut

Certainly, you envy the guys that have done all kinds of things, a variety of good scripts and good directors. Then again, having worked with Cassavetes has satisfied a big part of that.

- Peter Falk

Big, Certainly, Big Part, Scripts

Oh, I was some efficiency expert. On my first day, I couldn't find my own office in Hartford and wound up in the Post Office.

- Peter Falk

Efficiency, Expert, Some, Post Office

I love Chicago. It's one of the great cities. I'm crazy about the town. It reminds me of New York when it was at its best, the New York that used to be and is no more. I love the architecture, the old stuff and the new stuff.

- Peter Falk

Love, Best, About, Reminds

I had no idea when I graduated from high school and then from graduate school what I wanted to do with my life. I had no idea that I was ever going to be an actor.

- Peter Falk

My Life, Idea, Going, Graduate School

The first time I ever spoke to John Cassavetes was at a Lakers game. I got up to go for a hot dog, and he was coming in the opposite direction. I don't know who said hello first, but we started talking, and it turned out that he went to high school with my first wife, Alice.

- Peter Falk

Game, Lakers, Turned, Opposite Direction

It helps an actor an awful lot when he looks like the part. There's nothing more disconcerting, that makes you more anxious or more insecure, than when you don't look like who you're supposed to be.

- Peter Falk

More, Like, Awful Lot, Disconcerting

If I'm a guy reading a newspaper, and I hear this actor who I know gets great seats at basketball games, and he's complaining about being typecast, I think, 'Hey man, count your blessings.'

- Peter Falk

Newspaper, I Think, About, Hey

In order to be totally spontaneous, you can't be too obsessed with accuracy, but if you're inaccurate in a drawing, it will look fake, and when you act, it will sound fake. You have to find miraculously some proper balance between the two, but there's no formula.

- Peter Falk

Sound, Accuracy, Some, Spontaneous

I'm makin' a lotta dough, everyone knows who you are, and who the hell cares whether you're typecast or not? Also, there's something wrong with complaining about being typecast in something you really enjoy doing.

- Peter Falk

Doing, Everyone, Cares, Typecast

I hate to talk about typecasting, because being typecast as Columbo ain't cancer.

- Peter Falk

Hate, Talk, About, Typecast

The entertainment industry is loaded with extraordinarily talented people. But the true, genuine originals, they're rare.

- Peter Falk

Entertainment, Industry, Extraordinarily

When I go see a basketball game, I'm always in the front row. I always have a table at a restaurant; I never have trouble getting a taxi.

- Peter Falk

Game, Restaurant, Always, Table

I never understood a word John Cassavetes said. And I think he did that deliberately.

- Peter Falk

Think, Never, I Think, Understood

I've been there a thousand years, and I never felt comfortable. Beverly Hills - when I first saw it, I thought they put it up this morning. You got to pack water to get to the drugstore.

- Peter Falk

Thought, Been, Drugstore, Hills

In the theater, you didn't have any marks. Your instincts in rehearsal told you what the blocking was. On film, they reversed it. They decided ahead of time what your instincts were, before you even arrived.

- Peter Falk

Ahead, Rehearsal, Before, Marks

The celebrity craze is a little much. But it's good for me, so you don't bite the hand that feeds you.

- Peter Falk

Good, Celebrity, Bite, Feeds

Your instincts for what's dramatic are the same whether you're working on a drawing or on a script.

- Peter Falk

Same, Dramatic, Whether, Instincts

Usually, I get hired because I'm tall.

- Peter Falk

Tall, Because, Get, Hired

You talk about what a director, he was smart. He said, Turn the camera on!

- Peter Falk

Talk, Director, About, Camera

I'm not an ace at small talk.

- Peter Falk

Small, Talk, Ace, Small Talk

I've never worried about the grand concepts.

- Peter Falk

Never, About, Concepts, Worried

I remember being amazed that actors had a union. I thought only coal miners had unions, or guys that worked in automobile plants. That's an indication of how naive I was.

- Peter Falk

Thought, I Remember, Unions, Naive

My wife loves to get all dressed up and go out, and I'm this gloomy Virgo. It works because of the mutual recognition that we are two democratic narcissists. She does what she has to do, and I do what I have to do. We respect that.

- Peter Falk

Recognition, Two, Works, Gloomy

Acting is like golf: analysis leads to paralysis.

- Peter Falk

Golf, Like, Leads, Paralysis

I do figure every angle of a guy I'm acting - but not consciously 'til afterward.

- Peter Falk

Guy, Figure, Every, Angle

If you were brought up in the '40s, a kid in Ossining, New York, hanging out at the poolroom and stealing, how can you think, 'Here I am in Ossining. I, too, can be a movie star!'

- Peter Falk

Here, Movie, Brought, Movie Star

Everybody wants to be a movie star. I bet if you ask that guy would he like to be a movie star, he'd say, 'Sure.'

- Peter Falk

Movie, Everybody, Sure, Movie Star

When I was a kid growing up, you maybe secretly wanted to be an actor, but you never said.

- Peter Falk

Kid, Actor, Maybe, Secretly

I'm secretly very stuffy.

- Peter Falk

Very, Secretly

I've been asked a few thousand times how much of Columbo is Falk and vice versa.

- Peter Falk

Been, Vice, Vice Versa, Thousand Times

I had two ambitions: One was to be in The Actors Studio, and the other was to walk into a bar where actors hung out, and everyone would know that I was a professional actor and I would be accepted.

- Peter Falk

Other, Everyone, Studio, Hung

I didn't become an actor until I was an old man of 28 or 29. I declared to the world that I was an actor. Nobody heard me, but I did declare it.

- Peter Falk

Actor, Old, Declare, Old Man

My father's whole life was work. He had a retail store in Ossining, New York, and I mean, he was down there at 6:15 every morning. The store didn't open until 9, but he hadda be down there. That's all he knew.

- Peter Falk

Father, Had, Whole, Retail

I don't dwell on it. But I guess everybody hopes that they go in their sleep and that it won't be long and painful.

- Peter Falk

Sleep, Everybody, Guess, Painful

I was a street-guy villain. I was a street-corner villain. I was an illiterate villain. All rough edges.

- Peter Falk

Villain, Rough, Illiterate, Edges

I like stories that grow, that have unpredictable layers. As opposed to Hollywood movies that start out with a lot of shock and noise and peter out into an unconvincing cliche.

- Peter Falk

Grow, Stories, Opposed, Noise

When I was young, I was looking for people to look up to - role models I could respect.

- Peter Falk

Young, Role, Models, Role Models

I still get fan mail for Columbo.

- Peter Falk

Mail, Fan, Still, Fan Mail

The female body is awesome.

- Peter Falk

Body, Awesome, Female

I lose things. I am preoccupied. I am misty. Eyeglasses? I go through eyeglasses like tissue.

- Peter Falk

I Am, Through, Preoccupied, Tissue

Along came a police lieutenant named Columbo, and my life would never be the same.

- Peter Falk

My Life, Never, Named, Lieutenant

What's the name of that famous museum in Paris? The Louvre? I went through that place in 20 minutes.

- Peter Falk

Famous, Paris, Through, Louvre

You think you're in another civilization, another time, and then you see antennas coming out of these hovels, and your mouth falls open when you see the descendants of the Incas shouting 'Columbo! Columbo!'

- Peter Falk

Think, Civilization, Another, Shouting

My idea of Heaven is to wake up, have a good breakfast, and spend the rest of the day drawing.

- Peter Falk

Rest, Idea, Wake, Heaven

I came to Hollywood and nobody knew me. I was on a coupla TV shows.

- Peter Falk

Hollywood, TV, TV Shows, I Came

To be totally sincere, I'd surely be a better actor today if I hadn't played Columbo all these years.

- Peter Falk

Played, Surely, Better Actor, Sincere

Before we ever had a script or anything, I was attracted to the idea of playing a character that housed within himself two opposing traits.

- Peter Falk

Opposing, Before, Traits, Script

There's a bit of a problem. The script that I like, the network doesn't like. The script that they like, I don't like.

- Peter Falk

Problem, Like, Bit, Script

Sometimes I was in school plays, but only when the kid they'd originally picked got sick and they asked me to substitute.

- Peter Falk

Kid, Sometimes, Plays, School Plays

I used to take girls out on a date to Night Court. And I'll tell you, most girls, they got a kick out of going to Night Court. 'Cause you get a lot of laughs... and it's cheap.

- Peter Falk

Night, Date, Going, Court

It depends how lenient you are with your definition of artist. If you're going to include those who tap dance at the high school recital, then maybe I am.

- Peter Falk

Depends, Include, Tap, Recital

Actors know one thing: If you're left just with words, you're in trouble.

- Peter Falk

Words, Left, One Thing, Trouble

I am older than everyone I ever knew. All my dogs are dead. Half a dozen cats, parakeets... all gone.

- Peter Falk

Everyone, Knew, Half, Dozen

I'm old fashioned. I really think you should know how to draw before you start painting. I use charcoal and graphite; I put a skylight in. In my house, I turned the garage into an art studio. So I'm awash in art studios.

- Peter Falk

Studio, Before, Turned, Garage

I watch practically no TV - ah, what the hell do I watch? Oh, I was for a long time addicted to CNN.

- Peter Falk

Long Time, TV, CNN, Addicted

Columbo was never comfortable if somebody considered him unique or smart.

- Peter Falk

Unique, Never, Considered, Comfortable

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original.

- Peter Falk

Mind, Thoughts, Original, Cliche

I thought actors were artists and that artists had to be European.

- Peter Falk

Thought, Artists, Were, European

The truth is, no one is like Columbo.

- Peter Falk

Truth, Like, Truth Is

God didn't design anyone to be recognized by 2 billion people.

- Peter Falk

Design, Recognized, Anyone, Billion

I never turned a part down when they offered me money.

- Peter Falk

Money, Never, Turned, Offered

I used to have this idea that you can spend years in the movies and TV and then, at the drop of a hat, say 'Oh, I'll go back and do the theater.'

- Peter Falk

Drop, Idea, TV, Hat

I once did a film in Russia because I wanted to see what the hell was going on there.

- Peter Falk

See, Once, Wanted, Russia

To be a theater actor, I think you have to do plays all the time.

- Peter Falk

Think, Actor, I Think, Theater

Even the first year of 'Columbo,' 'Columbo' was Jesus Christ, No. 1, you know.

- Peter Falk

Year, Christ, Even, Jesus

The only mountain that I would still like to climb: I'd like to break 85.

- Peter Falk

Climb, Still, Would, Mountain

The whole thing was an actor's dream - getting a character that tickles you so much you can't wait to act as him.

- Peter Falk

Wait, Him, Whole, Actor

I did do my own stunts.

- Peter Falk

Own, My Own, Did, Stunts

I think people identify with Columbo because he is an average man.

- Peter Falk

Think, Average, I Think, Identify

I used to dread somebody saying, 'Whatsa matter with your eye?'

- Peter Falk

Saying, Eye, Used, Dread

I wanted to become an actor, but I didn't want to admit it.

- Peter Falk

Want, Actor, Wanted, Admit

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