Pete Davidson Quotes

There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.

- Pete Davidson

I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun.

- Pete Davidson

I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.

- Pete Davidson

My jokes have definitely changed. 'SNL' has helped with that, because when you're on 'SNL,' you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now.

- Pete Davidson

I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not.

- Pete Davidson

I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird.

- Pete Davidson

There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just like, 'Yeah. Thank you very much.'

- Pete Davidson

'SNL' has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show.

- Pete Davidson

I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it... and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!

- Pete Davidson

I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.

- Pete Davidson

I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did.

- Pete Davidson

I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you're hanging out with someone for an hour. I like to just talk.

- Pete Davidson

Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.

- Pete Davidson

You can't say whatever you want on network television.

- Pete Davidson

I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.

- Pete Davidson

I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money.

- Pete Davidson

I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

- Pete Davidson

I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on.

- Pete Davidson

I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

- Pete Davidson

I got rid of Twitter, and I got rid of Facebook.

- Pete Davidson

When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.

- Pete Davidson

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.

- Pete Davidson