The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
- Patrick Murray
Dead, Only Difference, Marks
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
- Patrick Murray
Political, Name, Democratic, Party
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Patrick Murray
Truth, Will, Even, Case
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
- Patrick Murray
Luck, Bad, First One, Wives
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