Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
- Mort Sahl
Possessions, Conservatives, Liberals
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
- Mort Sahl
Humor, Comedians, Times, Surprisingly
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
- Mort Sahl
Against, Reagan, Carter, Ran
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
- Mort Sahl
Never, Will, Like, Rogers
When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.
- Mort Sahl
Silly, Comedy, Kind, Neutrality
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
- Mort Sahl
Humor, Think, Honest, Profane
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
- Mort Sahl
Left, Planet, Would, Attack
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
- Mort Sahl
Truth, Nixon, Reagan, Washington
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
- Mort Sahl
Conservative, Someone, Reform
My life needs editing.
- Mort Sahl
Funny, My Life, Needs, Editing
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
- Mort Sahl
Like, Explain, Which, Lonely
I'm a radical, and I always have been.
- Mort Sahl
Always, Been, Radical
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.
- Mort Sahl
Movies, Week, Kid, Saturday
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