There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.
- Maya Rudolph
Mom, Why, Here, I Wonder
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
- Maya Rudolph
Men, Comedy, Than, Sketch Comedy
I feel like I'm a drag queen.
- Maya Rudolph
Queen, Feel, Like, Drag
I really love laughing.
- Maya Rudolph
Love, Really, Laughing
Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.
- Maya Rudolph
My Life, Some, Very, Graduated
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
- Maya Rudolph
Want, Like, Going, Disappointments
I feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I'm African American but that doesn't include the other half of me.
- Maya Rudolph
Other, Smaller, Half, Shoot
No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.
- Maya Rudolph
Beautiful, Your, Accent
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.
- Maya Rudolph
Mother, Loss, Never, Scar
I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.
- Maya Rudolph
Fact, Learned, Enormous, Receptive
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
- Maya Rudolph
Fact, Kid, Been, Joke
To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.
- Maya Rudolph
Childhood, Big, Deal, Childhood Dream
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
- Maya Rudolph
Woman, Set, Funny Movie, Comedian
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
- Maya Rudolph
Grow, Fantasy, Still, Musician
If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.
- Maya Rudolph
Yesterday, Better, Than, My Time
I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.
- Maya Rudolph
Mother, Loud, Would, Sang
I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.
- Maya Rudolph
Comedy, Know, Always, Male
I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
- Maya Rudolph
Children, Never, Though, Baffled
Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.
- Maya Rudolph
My Life, Saturday, Devoted, Saturday Night
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
- Maya Rudolph
Lovely, Guilt, Anxious, Jewish
Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.
- Maya Rudolph
Call, Could, Had, Lord
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
- Maya Rudolph
Think, Like, I Think, Awful
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