Mark Twain Quotes

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Mark Twain

Mind, Over, Issue, Age

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

- Mark Twain

Courage, Resistance, Absence, Fear

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

- Mark Twain

Like, Keep, Rather, Diet

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

- Mark Twain

Best, Best Way, Else, Yourself

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

- Mark Twain

Imagination, Depend, Your, Focus

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

- Mark Twain

Education, School, Practice, Place

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

Business, Reflect, Side, Yourself

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

Life, Remember, Stands, Mad

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

Pray For, Needed, Prays, Centuries

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

- Mark Twain

Only, Public, Whose, Critic

In 'Huckleberry Finn,' I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was. He was ignorant, unwashed, insufficiently fed; but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.

- Mark Twain

Had, Fed, Exactly, Tom

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

- Mark Twain

Thoughts, Other, Away, Ears

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

- Mark Twain

Man, Only, Needs, Animal

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

- Mark Twain

Age, Smiles, Been, Wrinkles

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

- Mark Twain

Anger, Acid, Which, Poured

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

- Mark Twain

Funny, Been, Reports, Exaggerated

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

- Mark Twain

Patriotism, Knowing, Person, Patriot

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

- Mark Twain

Own, More, Made, Clothing

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Fiction, No Wonder, Stranger

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

- Mark Twain

Education, Massacre, Sudden, Deadly

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

- Mark Twain

Prayer, Circumstances, Even, Profanity

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

- Mark Twain

Good, Sports, Golf, Spoiled

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

- Mark Twain

I Am, Race, Procession, Marching

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

- Mark Twain

Covers, Martyrdom, Sins, Multitude

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

- Mark Twain

Love, Fish, Your, Bait

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

- Mark Twain

Awards, Normal, Refuse, Another Way

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

- Mark Twain

Communication, May, Which, Uses

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

- Mark Twain

Hope, Broken, Putting, Faculty

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

- Mark Twain

Smoke, Never, Moderation, Excess

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

- Mark Twain

Moderation, Taken, Anybody, Hurt

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

- Mark Twain

Nine, Most, Lives, Striking

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

- Mark Twain

Deserve, Better, Than, Honors

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

- Mark Twain

Never, More, Himself, Liar

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

- Mark Twain

Chance, Taking Chances, Chances

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

- Mark Twain

Chance, Other, Against, Chances

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

- Mark Twain

Myself, Always, Been, Refrain

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

- Mark Twain

Trouble, Lightning, Too, Distributed

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

- Mark Twain

Nature, Spring, Hours, 24 Hours

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

- Mark Twain

Saved, Minutes, Ever, Sinner

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

- Mark Twain

Blind, See, Which, Hear

It put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us - dreamers and indolent... It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich - these are wholesome; but to begin it prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it.

- Mark Twain

Made, Wholesome, Imagine, Energies

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.

- Mark Twain

Fitness, Never, Take, Intend

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

- Mark Twain

Young, Old, Sure, Sure Sign

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

- Mark Twain

Race, Like, Hang, Farce

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

- Mark Twain

Call, Like, His, Perceptions

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Mark Twain

Brainy, Doubt, Think, Remove

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

- Mark Twain

Gold, Educated, Limit, Ore

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain

Life, Ideal, Books, Good Friends

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

- Mark Twain

Mom, Think, Deal, Great Deal

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

- Mark Twain

Small, Been, Large, Right Kind

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

- Mark Twain

Soul, Dress, Keep, Careless

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

- Mark Twain

Special, Some, Other, Conversation

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

- Mark Twain

Crowded, Less, Types, Claim

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Will, Nothing, Mighty

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

- Mark Twain

Civilization, Necessities, Limitless

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.

- Mark Twain

Lightning, Large, Almost, Tis

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

- Mark Twain

Curious, Moral Courage, Physical Courage

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.'

- Mark Twain

My Life, Next, Here, Freaks

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

- Mark Twain

Country, Memorial Day, Supporting

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

- Mark Twain

Lady, Her, Old, Old Lady

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

- Mark Twain

Improve, Could, Would, Crossed

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

- Mark Twain

Forgiveness, Fragrance, Heel

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

- Mark Twain

Often, His, Does, Boat

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

- Mark Twain

World, Want, Later, Cincinnati

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

- Mark Twain

Success, New, Succeeds, Crank

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

- Mark Twain

Will, Very, Editor, Every Time

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

- Mark Twain

Great, Laws, Right Conduct, Lesser

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

- Mark Twain

Funny, Get, Them, Distort

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

- Mark Twain

She, Call, Would, Refined

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

- Mark Twain

Education, Interfere, Your, Schooling

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

- Mark Twain

Education, Never, Interfere, Schooling

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

- Mark Twain

Away, Shape, Expected, Right Away

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

- Mark Twain

Humor, Greatest Blessing, Blessing

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

- Mark Twain

Like, Everybody, Books, Wine

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

- Mark Twain

Death, Die, Lives, Fully

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

- Mark Twain

Learn, Other, Tail, Any Other Way

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

- Mark Twain

George Washington, Even, Accomplishments

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

- Mark Twain

Respect, Offended, Private, Respects

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

- Mark Twain

Practice, School Board, Board

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

- Mark Twain

Woman, Would, Almighty, Scarce

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

- Mark Twain

Go, Right, Then, Go To Hell

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

- Mark Twain

Only, Use, Editorial, Editors

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

- Mark Twain

American, Congress, Except, Criminal

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

- Mark Twain

Good, Think, Other, Concealing

All generalizations are false, including this one.

- Mark Twain

Funny, False, Including, Generalizations

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

- Mark Twain

Person, Funeral, Involved, Rejoice

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

- Mark Twain

Loved, Will, Himself, All Things

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

- Mark Twain

Rest, Will, Some, Gratify

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

- Mark Twain

May, Part, Still, Illusions

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

- Mark Twain

Cat, Nine, Lives, Between

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

- Mark Twain

Skin, Only, Difference, Between

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

- Mark Twain

History, Very, Which, Fluid

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

- Mark Twain

Somebody, Take, Itself, Grief

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Honesty, Money, Best, The Best Policy

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

- Mark Twain

Answer, Able, Promptly, Gratified

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

- Mark Twain

More, Forbidden, Things, Popular

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

- Mark Twain

Anger, Four, Very, Swear

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

- Mark Twain

Communication, Prepare, Impromptu

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

- Mark Twain

World, Bear, Liberties, Ark

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

- Mark Twain

Old, Them, Troubles, Old Man

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain

Death, Attend, Approved, Letter

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

- Mark Twain

Genuine, Emotion, Involuntary

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

- Mark Twain

Race, Effective, Weapon, Human Race

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

- Mark Twain

Never, Chain, Petrified, Human Soul

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

- Mark Twain

Too Much, Before, Too, Pessimist

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

- Mark Twain

Sad, Young, Than, Pessimist

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

- Mark Twain

Egg, Nothing, Laid, Noise

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

- Mark Twain

Good, Good Example, Than, Harder

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

- Mark Twain

Contempt, Familiarity, Breeds

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

- Mark Twain

Name, Greatest, Inventors, Accident

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

- Mark Twain

Experience, Learn, Other, Carries

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

- Mark Twain

Words, Part, Led, Real Life

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

- Mark Twain

Business, Risks, Line, Prophesy

It is easier to stay out than get out.

- Mark Twain

Stay, Get, Than, Easier

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

- Mark Twain

Best, Prosperity, Principle, Protector

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

- Mark Twain

Education, College, Cabbage, Cauliflower

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

- Mark Twain

Education, College, Cabbage, Cauliflower

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

- Mark Twain

Money, Root, Lack, Evil

Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

- Mark Twain

Discover, His, Would, Ideally

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

- Mark Twain

Work, Necessary Evil, Evil

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

- Mark Twain

His, Procession, Tail, Wit

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

- Mark Twain

Before, Which, Perceived, Wit

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

- Mark Twain

Diamonds, Better, Let Us, Particular

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

- Mark Twain

Giving Up, Giving, Thousands, Easiest Thing

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

- Mark Twain

Funny, Company, Go, Heaven

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

- Mark Twain

Humor, Joy, Secret, Heaven

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

- Mark Twain

Myself, Like, Commit, Heaven

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

- Mark Twain

Humor, Itself, Pathetic, Heaven

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

- Mark Twain

Beginning, Educated, Use, Southerner

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

- Mark Twain

Habits, Other, Needs, Reforming

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- Mark Twain

Power, Man, Society, Clothes

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

- Mark Twain

Himself, Buttons, Cannot, Clothes

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

- Mark Twain

Bible, Understand, Bother, Parts

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

- Mark Twain

Against, Surest, Several, Temptation

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

- Mark Twain

Better, Belong, Take, Neglected

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

- Mark Twain

Life, Here, Owes, Saying

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

- Mark Twain

Give, Damn, One Way, Spell

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

- Mark Twain

Egypt, Denial, Just, River

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

- Mark Twain

Dog, Fight, Size

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

- Mark Twain

Life, Could, Infinitely, Gradually

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Let Us, Most, Valuable

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

- Mark Twain

Perfect, Matters, Rule, Adversaries

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

- Mark Twain

Find, Been, Would, Miss

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Possibilities, Than, Stranger

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Fiction, Than, Stranger

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

- Mark Twain

Remember, Younger, Could, Happened

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

- Mark Twain

Other, Gods, Them, Millionaire

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

- Mark Twain

Horse, Think, Alike, Opinion

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

- Mark Twain

Death, Most, Thing, Certain

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

- Mark Twain

Hair, Social, Grade, Certain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

- Mark Twain

Sports, Balls, Still, Golf Balls

How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before.

- Mark Twain

Lucky, Adam, A Good Thing, Good Thing

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

- Mark Twain

Weather, Expect, Get, Climate

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

- Mark Twain

Stubborn, Facts, More, Statistics

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

- Mark Twain

Lies, Statistics

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

- Mark Twain

Effective, May, Ever, Right Word

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

- Mark Twain

Politics, Idiot, Congress, Suppose

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

- Mark Twain

Smoke, Never, Rule, Sleeping

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

- Mark Twain

Nothing, Against, Assault, Laughter

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

- Mark Twain

Know, Sure, Gets, Trouble

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

- Mark Twain

How, Noble, Show, Trouble

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

- Mark Twain

Die, Geniuses, Either, Thousands

The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

- Mark Twain

Me, Public, Merely

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

- Mark Twain

Tell, Stories, Particularly, Fish

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

- Mark Twain

Never, Buy, Pick, Barrel

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

- Mark Twain

Work, Lightning, Does, Impressive

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

- Mark Twain

Now, Rising, Affluence, Poverty

When in doubt tell the truth.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Doubt, Tell, When In Doubt

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

- Mark Twain

Forbidden, About, Makes, Charm

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

- Mark Twain

Politics, Principles, Except, Force

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

- Mark Twain

Land, Making, Buy, Anymore

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

- Mark Twain

Freedom, Practice, Country, Goodness

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

- Mark Twain

Own, Approval, His, Comfortable

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

- Mark Twain

New Year's, Sometimes, Too, Much

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

- Mark Twain

Good, Two, Months, Compliment

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

- Mark Twain

Remember, Year, Other, Days

Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

- Mark Twain

Government, Nation, Deserves, Loyalty

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

- Mark Twain

Louder, Than, Speaks, Action

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

- Mark Twain

Die, Let Us, Even, Us

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

- Mark Twain

Communication, Words, Itself, Fire

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

- Mark Twain

Motivational, Ahead, Getting, The Secret Of

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

- Mark Twain

Success, Food, Like, The Secret Of

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

- Mark Twain

Today, Nothing, Happen, Apparently

We are all alike, on the inside.

- Mark Twain

Inside, Alike

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

- Mark Twain

Morning, Best, Your, First

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

- Mark Twain

Think, Too Late, Hours, Repartee

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

- Mark Twain

Classic, Which, Read, Praise

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Possibilities, Stick

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

- Mark Twain

Adversity, Learn, Trying, Endure

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

- Mark Twain

Work, Play, Obliged, Whatever

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.

- Mark Twain

Mean, Another, Few, Prosperity

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Tomorrow, Never, After, Till

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

- Mark Twain

Interesting, Stop, Most, Children

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

- Mark Twain

Happiness, People, Telling, Heroic

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

- Mark Twain

You, More, Explain, Understand

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

- Mark Twain

Education, Over, Read, Advantage

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

- Mark Twain

Over, Books, Read, Advantage

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

- Mark Twain

Day, More, Dreamer, Optimist

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain

Health, Die, Be Careful, Books

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

- Mark Twain

Work, Week, Made, Tired

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

- Mark Twain

Law, Legal, Copyright, Sense

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

- Mark Twain

Bible, Medical, Practice, Changes

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

- Mark Twain

Intelligence, Mind, Week, Quantity

Better a broken promise than none at all.

- Mark Twain

Broken, Better, Than, Promise

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

- Mark Twain

Truth, Remember, Tell, Anything

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

- Mark Twain

Opportunity, See, Able, Seldom

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

- Mark Twain

Success, Success Is, Sure, Confidence

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

- Mark Twain

Education, Consists, Mainly

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

- Mark Twain

Always, Been, Times, Embarrass

We have the best government that money can buy.

- Mark Twain

Money, Best, Government, Buy

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

- Mark Twain

Humor, Teach, Would, Preach

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