I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
- Mark McKinney
Love, I Love You, Two, Nutty
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
- Mark McKinney
Canada, Newspaper, Monarchy, Joke
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
- Mark McKinney
Love, Give, Which, Baked
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
- Mark McKinney
Tell, Could, Unbelievable, Ankles
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
- Mark McKinney
Better, Wants, Pick, Bouquet
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
- Mark McKinney
Play, Get, Most, Scott
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
- Mark McKinney
Single, Still, Getting, Wrong
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
- Mark McKinney
Night, Dancing, Go, Golfing
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
- Mark McKinney
Drunk, Get, Walnut, Size
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
- Mark McKinney
Go, Thirsty, Your, Toilet
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
- Mark McKinney
Cold, Head, Nearly, Fell
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