Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
- Margaret Smith
Humble, Keep, May, Nasty
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith
Funny, Uncle, Tombstone, Printed
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
- Margaret Smith
Wait, Yard, Delta, Visit
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
- Margaret Smith
Last, Longer, Tapes, Copies
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
- Margaret Smith
Best, Word, Frequently, Repeated
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
- Margaret Smith
Been, Had, Would, Mary
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