Margaret Smith Quotes

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Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

- Margaret Smith

Humble, Keep, May, Nasty

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

- Margaret Smith

Funny, Uncle, Tombstone, Printed

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

- Margaret Smith

Wait, Yard, Delta, Visit

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

- Margaret Smith

Last, Longer, Tapes, Copies

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

- Margaret Smith

Best, Word, Frequently, Repeated

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

- Margaret Smith

Been, Had, Would, Mary

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