I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Say, Like, About, Bourbon
Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Think, Going, I Think, Every Time
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Romantic, Middle, Reasons, Lights
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Lie, Tell, Ticket, Jimmy
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Always, Like, May, Affection
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
- Lillian Gordy Carter
Going, Sure, Helping, Elderly
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