Laurie Notaro Quotes

I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer to myself as a writer. I'm a columnist, maybe a journalist, I guess I'm an author, but writer... no. That's not up to me to call myself, that's rather lofty. It's for the reader to decide.

- Laurie Notaro

I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.

- Laurie Notaro

I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was.

- Laurie Notaro

I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and run off at the mouth. I'm a big tangent person.

- Laurie Notaro

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up.

- Laurie Notaro