"Git-R-Done"
"Git-R-Done" is a catchphrase popularized by Larry the Cable Guy, an American comedian. The phrase encourages a can-do attitude, implying that you should get things done no matter what obstacles you may face. It's a call to action and a reminder of one's determination and resilience in overcoming challenges.
"If God wanted us to touch our own butts, He wouldn't have made our arms so short."
This quote by Larry the Cable Guy humorously suggests a playful critique of human anatomy. It implies that if humans were intended to reach their own rear ends for various reasons (perhaps self-care or personal grooming), then our physical structure might have been designed differently, with longer arms making that task more feasible. In essence, the quote uses humor to comment on the inconvenience of our current physical limitations.
"I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
This quote implies a preference for simple enjoyment, such as drinking alcohol, over undergoing a medical procedure like a frontal lobotomy, which is associated with severe alterations to the brain. Essentially, Larry The Cable Guy values the pleasure derived from a drink more than the potential loss of cognitive abilities that comes with such a drastic procedure. It's also a humorous way of expressing a preference for leisurely activities over more serious or challenging situations.
"You can't fix stupid."
The quote "You can't fix stupid" by Larry the Cable Guy is a humorous, yet poignant observation on human nature. It suggests that certain levels of ignorance or lack of intelligence are beyond the reach of education or rational reasoning. In essence, it acknowledges the limits of our ability to change fundamental aspects of people's character or understanding when they stubbornly refuse to learn or adapt. The quote serves as a reminder to be patient and understanding in dealing with those who struggle with learning, and encourages us to focus on educating the willing rather than wasting time trying to change the unwilling.
"Everything's fixable with duct tape and a prayer."
This quote suggests that with a combination of practical problem-solving (duct tape) and faith or hope (a prayer), any challenge or issue can be resolved. It encapsulates the idea that one can overcome difficulties through pragmatic solutions and optimistic persistence.
I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'
- Larry the Cable Guy
'Cars' has been a godsend. I mean, I get paid to talk into a mic. Honestly, I had no idea it would become as big as it did. When I first got the part of Mater, it was actually a small part. I did the voicing for it, though, and the animators liked it so much they rewrote the original script so that Mater could be in it more.
- Larry the Cable Guy
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
- Larry the Cable Guy
I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, 'Git 'r done!'
- Larry the Cable Guy
I just developed my act way back in the late '80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We're buddies, so I'd say stuff to make them laugh. So that was pretty much it.
- Larry the Cable Guy
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
- Larry the Cable Guy
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money.
- Larry the Cable Guy
The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously they hired 'Larry The Cable Guy' to be 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do my shows, I'm 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do Jay Leno, it's: 'Please welcome 'Larry The Cable Guy.'
- Larry the Cable Guy
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people.
- Larry the Cable Guy
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick.
- Larry the Cable Guy
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