I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
- Ken Dodd
Revenue, Because, Them, Penny
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
- Ken Dodd
Audience, Away, Going, Minute
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