It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.
- Kate O'Brien
Because, Smells, Filled, Baking
If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.
- Kate O'Brien
Team, Stand, Actually, Base
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
- Kate O'Brien
Terrible, Weapon, Laugh
My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
- Kate O'Brien
Church, Always, Jews, Catholic
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
- Kate O'Brien
Think, University, I Think, Stifle
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
- Kate O'Brien
Funny, Breaks, Bends
I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
- Kate O'Brien
Opera, Weddings, Use, Soap
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