I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.
- Julia Sweeney
Going, About, Rejected, Traumatic
I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.
- Julia Sweeney
Dream, Suburban, Honestly, Housewife
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.
- Julia Sweeney
Other, Feels, Acceptable, Tasks
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
- Julia Sweeney
Death, Happen, Going, Absurdly
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
- Julia Sweeney
Come, Very, Also, Santa Claus
Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?
- Julia Sweeney
Hilarious, Rather, Than, Why Not
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
- Julia Sweeney
Minutes, Took, While, Jokes
I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist - being an atheist seemed so rigid. But the more I became comfortable with the word, and the more I read, it started to stick.
- Julia Sweeney
Became, Read, Seemed, Agnosticism
You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.
- Julia Sweeney
Thought, Like, Turned, Catholicism
To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God.
- Julia Sweeney
Leap Of Faith, Side, Extent, Overwhelming
Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.
- Julia Sweeney
Sad, Well, Hours, Depressed
I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket.
- Julia Sweeney
Trying, Get, Activist, Atheist
It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.
- Julia Sweeney
Experience, Go, Fine, Cancer
I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career.
- Julia Sweeney
Career, Show, I Think, Normal Life
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.
- Julia Sweeney
Bad, Will, Like, My Time
It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.
- Julia Sweeney
Weird, Healthy, Someone, Sick
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