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Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

- Judy Gold

Opportunity, Really, Halloween

I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.

- Judy Gold

Gender, Think, Which, Simpler

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

- Judy Gold

Know, Punishing, Quite, Showbiz

When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched.

- Judy Gold

Voice, Rivers, Through, Tonight Show

Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out.

- Judy Gold

Say, Lives, Gonna, Hear People

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

- Judy Gold

Love, Making, Eastern, Hungarian

I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!'

- Judy Gold

Love, Give, Charities, Ambassador

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes.

- Judy Gold

Love, Other, Our, Get Married

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

- Judy Gold

Comedy, Like, Billionaire, Donate

My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.

- Judy Gold

Think, I Think, Half, Half The Time

Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing.

- Judy Gold

Feet, Apply, Stopped, Shoe

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

- Judy Gold

Dirty, Always, Pigs, Sweaty

I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion.

- Judy Gold

Champion, Going, Chopped

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

- Judy Gold

Woman, Queen, Alive, I Want You

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

- Judy Gold

Questions, Jewish, Show, Yours

When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.

- Judy Gold

Woman, See, Nod, Orthodox

I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize.

- Judy Gold

Very, Had, Polite, Button

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

- Judy Gold

Job, People, Making, Greatest Thing

My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on 'Good Times' seemed better than Clark, NJ.

- Judy Gold

Bus, Away, Belly, Clark

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

- Judy Gold

Want, Your, Polite, Women Are

When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere.

- Judy Gold

American, I Remember, Part, Every Night

Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

- Judy Gold

Other, Over, Stopped, Communicating

My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

- Judy Gold

Feet, Prime, Which, Tall

I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

- Judy Gold

Manhattan, Side, Upper, Bathroom

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

- Judy Gold

Rest, My Life, Think, Realize

There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.

- Judy Gold

Reason, You, Ashamed, No Reason

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

- Judy Gold

Time, First Time, First, Dare

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

- Judy Gold

Nothing, Like, Having, Joke

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

- Judy Gold

Growing, New, About, Jersey

I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

- Judy Gold

Love, Dealing, I Love, Grind

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