ByQuotes

Jon Heder Quotes

Powerful Jon Heder for Daily Growth

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

- Jon Heder

Get Together, I Think, About, Our World

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

- Jon Heder

Gun, Toys, Transformers, Downhill

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

- Jon Heder

Movies, Like, Cheesy, Normally

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

- Jon Heder

Love, Eyes, Watching, None

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

- Jon Heder

Napoleon, Ad, Bill, None

That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

- Jon Heder

Work, Obstacles, Work Hard, Protagonists

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

- Jon Heder

Play, Most, Characters, Outsider

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

- Jon Heder

Cool, Going, Endures, Swear

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.

- Jon Heder

Always, Victories, Learned, Gained

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

- Jon Heder

She, Pretty, Always, Talented

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

- Jon Heder

Thighs, Feels, Slapped, Sister

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

- Jon Heder

Want, Stories, Extent, Certain Extent

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

- Jon Heder

Now, Makes, Our, Childhoods

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

- Jon Heder

Stupid, Some, Read, Sci-Fi

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

- Jon Heder

Some, Take, Would, Dramatic

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

- Jon Heder

Bible, Never, Read, Self-Help

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

- Jon Heder

Think, Standards, Ever, Sex

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

- Jon Heder

Rocket, Build, Leave, Ship

If you're searching for quotes on a different topic, feel free to browse our Topics page or explore a diverse collection of quotes from various Authors to find inspiration.