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To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

- Jon Cryer

Fact, Idea, How Much Time, Surgery

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

- Jon Cryer

New, Performing, Imagine, Apocalypse

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

- Jon Cryer

Boss, Making, Away, Possibly

I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.

- Jon Cryer

Part, TV, Grew, Emmy

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.

- Jon Cryer

Pins, About, Needles, Hard Way

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

- Jon Cryer

Always, Things, About, Thrilled

Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.

- Jon Cryer

Being, Grows, Exponentially, Exposed

Sarcasm is lost in print.

- Jon Cryer

Lost, Sarcasm, Print, In Print

I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.

- Jon Cryer

Always, Been, Side, Geek

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

- Jon Cryer

Joy, Find, Show, Situation

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

- Jon Cryer

Nothing, Sense, Makes, Logical

Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.

- Jon Cryer

Critics, Horrible, Hurts, Horrible Things

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

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Moments, Important, Special, Occasions

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

- Jon Cryer

Cyclist, Pro, Apparently

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

- Jon Cryer

Think, I Think, Area, Dominate

Litigation solves everything.

- Jon Cryer

Everything, Litigation

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.

- Jon Cryer

Been, Very, Mostly, Rare

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

- Jon Cryer

Love, Stupid, Career, Great Career

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