America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
- John Barrymore
Country, Use, Weeks, Two Weeks
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore
Love, Like, Discovering, Love Is
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
- John Barrymore
Beautiful, Women, Little Time
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
- John Barrymore
Wife, Why, Had, Solomon
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
- John Barrymore
Alone, Man, Sometimes, Genesis
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
- John Barrymore
More, Cleaner, Got, Sheriff
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
- John Barrymore
Some, Set, Read, Free Verse
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
- John Barrymore
Discover, Will, Wearing, Gloves
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
- John Barrymore
Yourself, Float, Tried, Drown
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
- John Barrymore
Good, Bad, Only, Dare
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
- John Barrymore
Food, Give, Like, Give Me
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
- John Barrymore
Never, Month, How, Alimony
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
- John Barrymore
Die, Happen, Allow, Dear
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
- John Barrymore
Money, Why, Left, Month
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- John Barrymore
Most, Amount, Causes, Sex
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
- John Barrymore
Dreams, Old, Take, Regrets
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
- John Barrymore
Beautiful, Wife, Too, Argument
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
- John Barrymore
Happiness, Through, Left, Door
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