Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Joey Adams
Funny, Worry, Grow, Temptation
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
- Joey Adams
Work, Strike, The Secret Of, Rockefeller
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams
Fitness, Some, TV, Apart
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
- Joey Adams
Stock Market, Market, Stock
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
- Joey Adams
Better, Give, Take, Anyway
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
- Joey Adams
Week, Still, Willing, Trouble
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
- Joey Adams
Fool, Dating, Never, Kiss
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams
Marriage, Wife, Lot, Psychiatrist
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
- Joey Adams
Business, Watch, Break, Golf
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