Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
- Joel McHale
Fact, Yes, Glam, Grunge
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
- Joel McHale
Money, Should, He, Printed
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
- Joel McHale
Beauty, Makeup, Use, Lick
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
- Joel McHale
Career, Needs, Agent, Working Hard
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
- Joel McHale
Think, Maybe, Had, Slightest
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
- Joel McHale
Goal, Career, Famous, Sake
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
- Joel McHale
Dream, About, Unto, Your Dreams
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
- Joel McHale
People, Weekend, Go, Onto
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
- Joel McHale
Talent, Get, Nail, Audition
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
- Joel McHale
Say, Hollywood, Been, Booked
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
- Joel McHale
Big, Head, Telling, Work Hard
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