Joe Pesci Quotes

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

- Joe Pesci

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

- Joe Pesci

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

- Joe Pesci

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

- Joe Pesci

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

- Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

- Joe Pesci

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

- Joe Pesci

Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

- Joe Pesci

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

- Joe Pesci