In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Some, Still, European, Theaters
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Hats, Friendly, Bucks, Wine
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Teen, Single, Most, Teenager
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Level, Could, High Level, Clark
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Fleeting, Forever, Mail, Junk
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
- Joe Bob Briggs
New, Other, Bourgeois, In Other Words
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
- Joe Bob Briggs
World, Most, Third World, Dictators
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Men, Club, Almost, Joke
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Best, Grandmother, Street, Ally
It's not a crime to get drunk.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Crime, Get, Drunk
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
- Joe Bob Briggs
Adventure, Romance, Call, Violence
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Love, Everyone, Apparently, Cell Phones
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
- Joe Bob Briggs
I Am, Been, Otherwise, Male
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
- Joe Bob Briggs
Time, End, Now, Until
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