I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.
- Jimmy Piersall
Feel, Had, Bypass, Triple
We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.
- Jimmy Piersall
Year, Won, Ever, Pennant
Nutrition makes me puke.
- Jimmy Piersall
Me, Nutrition, Makes, Puke
I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.
- Jimmy Piersall
Mind, Me, Field, Yelled
You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.
- Jimmy Piersall
Me, Touch, Kick, Rear
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.
- Jimmy Piersall
Doing, Better, Most, Walked
I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.
- Jimmy Piersall
Day, Next, Get, Contest
If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
- Jimmy Piersall
Me, Want, Cigarette, Talk
I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.
- Jimmy Piersall
First Time, Won, Ever, Fights
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'
- Jimmy Piersall
Die, More, Many, Doctor
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.
- Jimmy Piersall
Me, Going, Knew, Nuts
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