My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
Funny, Wife, Slight, Now And Then
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
- Jimmy Durante
Alone, Leave, Everybody, Everybody Else
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
- Jimmy Durante
Meet, Gonna, Awful, Goin
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Jimmy Durante
Better, How, Known, Taken
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante
Meet, Them, Your, Be Nice
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
- Jimmy Durante
More, Once, Than, Animal
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante
Be Kind, Kind, Again, Meet
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- Jimmy Durante
Politics, More, Ever, Comedians
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