A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
- Jim Samuels
Wife, Rest, Lasts, Ex-Wife
Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
- Jim Samuels
Remember, Stop, Folks, Mph
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
- Jim Samuels
Young, Why, Some, Good Example
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