Jerry Della Femina Quotes

In our quest to tweet, like, and trend, we have forgotten that brands can be built through advertising. Ads can generate big ideas that can never be trumped by tactics. That is the magic of an ad, and that is what is missing from many ads today.

- Jerry Della Femina

Magic, Big, Through, Brands

I came into advertising in 1961. I had been turned down for jobs on the Ford account in the late Fifties as 'not their type.' If it hadn't been for Bill Bernbach, I would now be sitting in some luncheonette, continuing my life as a messenger.

- Jerry Della Femina

My Life, Some, Been, Messenger

At one point, I had over 800 employees, and I always paid all health care for my people - including a man who was my assistant who got HIV. I wound up paying his medical bills, which went into the hundreds of thousands. I'm not making myself out to be a saint. I did the right thing.

- Jerry Della Femina

Medical, Got, Had, HIV

In the '50s and '60s, a family's first child went into the priesthood, the second went into the military, and the third child was an idiot and wound up in advertising.

- Jerry Della Femina

Advertising, Idiot, Second, Priesthood

I think people are getting bored of parties, and hosts are terrified nobody's going to show up. So they have to start entertaining them before the party even starts.

- Jerry Della Femina

Think, I Think, Entertaining, Hosts

If the FBI is now in charge of bad taste, we're all doomed.

- Jerry Della Femina

Bad, Now, Charge, FBI

On the weekends, some people garden; I slice salmon.

- Jerry Della Femina

Some, Salmon, Weekends, Slice

I've seen very few Hispanics and blacks who have been able to work their way into the advertising end of business.

- Jerry Della Femina

Business, Been, Very, Hispanics

The object of advertising is to get people to feel better about the product you're selling.

- Jerry Della Femina

Product, Better, Get, Object

Did I grow up thinking I'd ever be paged at the Beverly Hills Hotel? Did I ever think I'd make so much money writing ads? No.

- Jerry Della Femina

Grow, Think, Beverly, So Much Money

Why do all our friends and relatives destroy the summer for us? Why can't they get married in February?

- Jerry Della Femina

Destroy, Why, February, Relatives

The French are simply incapable of telling the truth.

- Jerry Della Femina

Truth, Telling, French, Incapable

The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday.

- Jerry Della Femina

Through, Winners, Filled, Friday

No one wants to risk a million dollars on a few laughs. The big, flashy commercials are out. The soft sell is out.

- Jerry Della Femina

Big, Flashy, Commercials, Million Dollars

Money is being wasted on adverts that go right over a consumer's head. They may win awards at Cannes, but they lose at the cash register.

- Jerry Della Femina

Over, May, Cash Register, Consumer

'Mad Men' is celebrating a time that no longer exists.

- Jerry Della Femina

Men, Mad, Longer, Celebrating

It is now possible to target adverts to the right person at the right time in the right place. But that is not enough.

- Jerry Della Femina

Right Place, Person, Now, Right Time

I don't like to work for politicians because I hate to work on anything that you can't give back if it doesn't work. I sell products. I do a commercial for, say, Meow Mix, and you don't like it, you get your money back. You can return it. Politicians, you can't return. You're with them for four more years. And that's scary.

- Jerry Della Femina

Back, Commercial, Your, Mix

'Business Week' is guilty of very shoddy reporting.

- Jerry Della Femina

Week, Guilty, Very, Reporting

The Google model of targeted advertising is appealing because it claims to cut down on waste. We need to ask how that efficiency can be brought to creative process.

- Jerry Della Femina

Efficiency, Process, Waste, Creative Process

I ran for political office in the Hamptons once in a war I was having with the village. I came in, there were four people running, and I came in around third. It was over my food market - they arrested me. I just wanted to go for office because I thought it would be an interesting to do.

- Jerry Della Femina

Thought, Political, Arrested, Ran

I've never met a client who wants to be the worst.

- Jerry Della Femina

Never, Worst, Wants, Client

There are no client conflicts, only bad explanations.

- Jerry Della Femina

Bad, Only, Conflicts, Client

Husbands and wives fight, and when the wife is packing up, the husband says, 'Don't leave! I'm gonna change!' Marriages stay together because people promise to change.

- Jerry Della Femina

Change, Wife, Gonna, Packing

I'm careful to pay every single penny on my taxes. I don't have any money offshore.

- Jerry Della Femina

Taxes, Pay, Careful, Penny

Everybody makes a lot of money when the French come to town.

- Jerry Della Femina

Money, Everybody, Lot, French

I couldn't get along with the French.

- Jerry Della Femina

Get, Along, French

I'm happy to pay my fair share - which is whatever the tax is right now.

- Jerry Della Femina

Happy, Now, Which, Fair Share

No kid ever graduated school and said, 'I want to go into advertising.' Advertising is almost everyone's second or third choice.

- Jerry Della Femina

Kid, Everyone, Almost, Graduated

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

- Jerry Della Femina

Business, Product, Deal, Great Deal

There's still a place for someone to come up with a strong headline, some copy in a commercial that's well written. I'm not saying it was better in the old days; it's just a totally different way of communicating.

- Jerry Della Femina

Strong, Some, Commercial, Communicating

There's something that goes on in a new-business meeting that's wonderful to watch. It's like showtime. There are people who are nervous, and there are people who are jittery, and there's so much drama and so much at stake.

- Jerry Della Femina

Wonderful, Goes, Like, Showtime

I think it's good to have switched to a much more visual world and that people are not all that interested in words.

- Jerry Della Femina

Think, More, I Think, Switched

I invented myself.

- Jerry Della Femina

Myself, Invented

I grew up in Brooklyn, N.Y., and I'm a great believer that you can't have too conservative a President nor too liberal a Supreme Court. So I'm a walking contradiction. I believe that you should try to really protect people's rights in every way, and also, people should be allowed to do what they do.

- Jerry Della Femina

Conservative, Allowed, Nor, Protect

If they can't suck money out of the Hamptons, a candidate really has to throw in the sponge.

- Jerry Della Femina

Money, Candidate, Sponge, Suck

With all my outside activities, I have to remind people I am really in advertising.

- Jerry Della Femina

I Am, Outside, Activities, Remind

There's an eternal war between a creative person and the business person.

- Jerry Della Femina

Business, Person, Eternal, Creative Person

The Internet is king. Newspapers are dead or dying. Magazines are shrinking every day. Ad budgets are being cut. The bottom line is now the only line in advertising.

- Jerry Della Femina

King, Cut, Ad, Shrinking

A lot of its readers are of an age where they forget to cancel.

- Jerry Della Femina

Forget, Cancel, Lot, Readers

Almost everything looks better from a distance, Long Island included.

- Jerry Della Femina

Looks, Better, Long Island, Included

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

- Jerry Della Femina

City, More, Hours, Chicago

The Democrats are going the way of Burma Shave and Crisco - products everyone loved and had in their homes. But they got old. They didn't have anything new to say about the product, and after awhile, they died.

- Jerry Della Femina

New, Product, Democrats, Awhile

Today's merger makers are not ad people; they're building communications companies.

- Jerry Della Femina

Companies, Ad, Makers, Communications

I have very talented art directors in my agency who start out telling me, 'Well, this is what the picture is... ' I ask, 'Well, what's the headline?' and they say, 'We haven't done that yet, but it looks this way.' But I'm still writing copy, almost every day.

- Jerry Della Femina

Very, Telling, Almost, Talented

By 1961, when I got my first copywriting job, 'my kind' were suddenly in demand. The creative revolution had begun. Advertising had turned into a business dominated by young, funny, Jewish copywriters and tough, sometimes violent, Greek and Italian art directors.

- Jerry Della Femina

Young, Violent, Turned, Dominated

Most account guys live with fear in their hearts.

- Jerry Della Femina

Guys, Most, Account, Hearts

I gotta be involved. I still write ads; I still run around and rally the creative people.

- Jerry Della Femina

Gotta, Still, Involved, Ads

The whole idea of a spokesman is a joke and a fraud if you drop someone like a hot potato if there's controversy.

- Jerry Della Femina

Drop, Like, Spokesman, Joke

Imagine there wasn't photography. Where would we be? How would I remember what I looked like as a kid? It links us all. It keeps us all together; it's what our history is.

- Jerry Della Femina

I Remember, Imagine, Looked, Keeps

A computer is a wonderful thing, but it's cold, and what comes out of it is sort of cold.

- Jerry Della Femina

Wonderful, Cold, Computer, Wonderful Thing

My grandmother would start making her meat sauce at 7 in the morning on Sunday, and within five or six hours, that smell would be all through the house.

- Jerry Della Femina

Through, Making, Hours, Meat

The bad guys always fight dirty, and the good guys always fight clean.

- Jerry Della Femina

Dirty, Bad, Always, Bad Guys

Once people feel comfortable with something, they say, 'Let's try it.'

- Jerry Della Femina

Comfortable, Feel, Once, They Say

I want to die at my desk.

- Jerry Della Femina

Die, Want, Desk

I came into the advertising business in 1952, at the age of sixteen, as a delivery boy for a stuffy, old-line advertising agency named Ruthruff and Ryan, which could have served as the setting for the 'Mad Men' television series without moving a desk.

- Jerry Della Femina

Advertising, Ryan, Named, Desk

In my world - advertising - the Super Bowl is judgment day. If politicians have Election Day and Hollywood has the Oscars, advertising has the Super Bowl.

- Jerry Della Femina

Election, Hollywood, Oscars

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

- Jerry Della Femina

Thank You, Me, Making, Nouveau

I came from a poor family in Coney Island. I learned to write by reading the 'Post.' This was my education.

- Jerry Della Femina

Education, Island, Learned, Post

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

- Jerry Della Femina

Believe, Most, Honestly, Clothes

I'm waiting for the candidate who says, 'I'm keeping things exactly the way they are. I like it this way.'

- Jerry Della Femina

Waiting, Like, Keeping, Candidate

Let's face it: in advertising, you are paid more, but you die younger. It's not very forgiving. Like sports stars, you're in it during your better years, and then you're out looking for work.

- Jerry Della Femina

Sports, Die, Very, Paid

People who are visiting Long Island find it's very beautiful, and they are quick to try Long Island foods, wines and other products.

- Jerry Della Femina

Quick, Long Island, Very, Wines

I have a small vocabulary, which I move around fast.

- Jerry Della Femina

Small, Move, Which, Vocabulary

I once attended an advertising conference held at the Greenbrier Hotel in 1968. The dean of the original Mad Men, the great David Ogilvy, was the keynote speaker. The subject of his speech was the new creative revolution in advertising.

- Jerry Della Femina

Conference, Dean, Held, David

I'm a driver, and I love it.

- Jerry Della Femina

Love, I Love, Driver

People don't generally like advertising that takes a stand.

- Jerry Della Femina

Advertising, Like, Takes, Generally

Most of the people in advertising now - mention Bill Bernbach to them, they don't know.

- Jerry Della Femina

Now, Most, Bill, Mention

As long as the attitude is to only show the sheet metal, then automobile advertising will continue to be wretched.

- Jerry Della Femina

Will, Automobile, Wretched, Metal

I only know two to three people that I grew up with in advertising in the 1960s who are married to the same women.

- Jerry Della Femina

Advertising, Two, Three, Married

Life was easy was back in the days before human resource departments controlled business and someone decided we all should be politically correct.

- Jerry Della Femina

Politically Correct, Departments

Pictures bring you inside, whether you see yourself driving a new car or as a hapless prisoner who is being abused.

- Jerry Della Femina

New, Bring, Prisoner, Driving

You can't be impatient about growth, because that's what leads people to make mistakes.

- Jerry Della Femina

Impatient, About, Leads, Growth

Kids don't know what life was like without cell phones.

- Jerry Della Femina

Know, Like, Phones, Cell Phones

What I love about the Don Draper character is that he's so real and filled with all these contradictions.

- Jerry Della Femina

Love, About, Filled, Contradictions

Every automobile ad looks alike.

- Jerry Della Femina

Looks, Alike, Automobile, Ad

If you look at 'Mad Men,' it's set in the wrong decade. The style of Mad Men is really the 1950s, not the 1960s.

- Jerry Della Femina

Look, Decade, Set, 1950s

Advertising should always be in good taste without a question.

- Jerry Della Femina

Question, Always, Taste, Good Taste

My first marriage ended after 24 years.

- Jerry Della Femina

Marriage, First, After, Ended

Probably the best advertising jobs of all are done by governments to convince people to go to war.

- Jerry Della Femina

War, Go, Jobs, Convince

Good products win out.

- Jerry Della Femina

Good, Win, Out, Products

Sad to say, negative advertising really works.

- Jerry Della Femina

Sad, Say, Works, Negative

If people ever talked the way advertising sounded, they would be put away.

- Jerry Della Femina

Away, Ever, Would, Talked

Sometimes you have to scare people to save their lives. But I'm very much against it if you're trying to sell a product.

- Jerry Della Femina

Product, Very, Lives, Scare

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.

- Jerry Della Femina

Dying, Hollywood, Wanting, Oscar

I don't come from a lot of money. In fact, I don't come from any money.

- Jerry Della Femina

Money, Fact, Lot, In Fact

Whether you're a mafia guy or in advertising, you always end up going back to your family.

- Jerry Della Femina

Always, Going, Whether, Advertising

I was the first advertising person who people could identify with.

- Jerry Della Femina

Person, Could, Identify, Advertising

I don't want people ever to think I'm not in advertising. It's such a business of enthusiasm that if you're not totally excited about it, you should leave it.

- Jerry Della Femina

Business, Think, Excited, Advertising

Advertising is what I do. It's got me everything I have, and I'm not going to leave it.

- Jerry Della Femina

Me, Leave, Going, Advertising

Humor works, and it's the best way to get attention without spending a lot of money.

- Jerry Della Femina

Humor, Best Way, Lot, Spending

The fact is, Joe Isuzu is very successful at selling cars.

- Jerry Della Femina

Fact, Very, Joe, Selling

There's nothing worse than winning but being told by people that you're losing.

- Jerry Della Femina

Winning, Nothing, Than, Losing

My day is spent hiding from people.

- Jerry Della Femina

Day, People, Spent, Hiding

Nobody can write a good 30-second commercial.

- Jerry Della Femina

Good, Nobody, Write, Commercial

I am a temporary amusement.

- Jerry Della Femina

I Am, Amusement, Am, Temporary

The establishment can't change. It can't give people anything different; it can't make the turn.

- Jerry Della Femina

Change, Give, Turn, Establishment

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