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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

- Jay Mohr

Endeavor, Move, Progressing

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

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Love, Business, I Love, Oddly

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

- Jay Mohr

Sports, Mind, Everyone, Gandhi

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

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Timing, Kind, Like, Applause

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

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Why, Idea, Novelty, I Wonder

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

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Dress, Like, Coaches, Managers

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

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Think, Waste, I Think, Stink

True Yankees are born, not made.

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True, Born, Made, Yankees

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

- Jay Mohr

Teacher, How, Over, Hung

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

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Fact, Nothing, Advertiser, Marc

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

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Know, Sucks, Charge, Seats

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

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Football, Contracts, Pro, Unfortunately

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

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Best, Product, Obscene, Minded

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

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Always, Like, Very, Comic

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

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Fantasy, A Good Thing, Great Thing

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

- Jay Mohr

Team, Sell, Your, Sucks

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

- Jay Mohr

Everyone, Guy, Shut, Shut Up

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

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Mistake, Think, I Think, Yeah

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

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Love, How, Anyone, Golf

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