When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
- Jane Wagner
Funny, Talks, Praying, Schizophrenic
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner
Survival, Important, May, Delude
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
- Jane Wagner
Thought, Living, Very, Sobering
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
- Jane Wagner
Kid, Ahead, Part, Hardest Part
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
- Jane Wagner
Funny, My Life, Always, All My Life
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
- Jane Wagner
Deep, Think, Personally, Complain
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- Jane Wagner
Better, Lot, Grandeur, Delusions
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
- Jane Wagner
Before, Part, About, Bet
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