I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
- Howard Stern
Think, Been, Indecent, Obscene
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
- Howard Stern
Sound, Go, Channel, Events
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
- Howard Stern
Strong, Rather, Range, Apologize
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
- Howard Stern
Late, Standards, Someone, All-Time
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
- Howard Stern
Career, Vicious, About, Narcissistic
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
- Howard Stern
Work, I Am, Doing, Uplifting
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
- Howard Stern
Go, Bowl, Like, Ratings
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
- Howard Stern
Think, Will, I Think, Lesser
Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
- Howard Stern
Penny, Well, Every, First Of All
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
- Howard Stern
New, Editor, Based, Ought
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
- Howard Stern
Always, Been, Reputations, Hired
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
- Howard Stern
Divided, All Religions, Pope, Between
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
- Howard Stern
Appreciate, Other, Come, Talents
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
- Howard Stern
Prove, Like, Still, Hated
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
- Howard Stern
Some, Very, Jerk, Threatened
It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
- Howard Stern
Dispute, Mine, Given, Suffice
There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
- Howard Stern
Question, Say, Next, Logical
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
- Howard Stern
People, Doing, Show, Revolutionary
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
- Howard Stern
Kid, Feel, Against, Wall
I'm not looking for a paycheck.
- Howard Stern
Looking, Paycheck
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
- Howard Stern
Burn, Audience, Hours, Nut
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
- Howard Stern
Lightning, Some, Rod, Irritate
I didn't listen to executives.
- Howard Stern
Listen, Executives
I don't talk about my salary.
- Howard Stern
Salary, About, Talk
I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
- Howard Stern
Famous, More, Wanted, Hide
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
- Howard Stern
Blessed, Feel, Fulfilled, I Feel
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
- Howard Stern
Believe, Dead, Yes, Blue
I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
- Howard Stern
Think, I Think, Too, Desperate
It's no treat being in bed with me.
- Howard Stern
Treat, Me, Being, Bed
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
- Howard Stern
Worry, Doing, Committed, Christian
I'm the voice of honesty.
- Howard Stern
Honesty, Voice
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