Graham Chapman Quotes

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

- Graham Chapman

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

- Graham Chapman

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

- Graham Chapman

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

- Graham Chapman

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

- Graham Chapman

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

- Graham Chapman

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

- Graham Chapman

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.

- Graham Chapman

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

- Graham Chapman

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

- Graham Chapman

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

- Graham Chapman

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

- Graham Chapman

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

- Graham Chapman