At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
- George S. Kaufman
Better, Than, Author, Rehearsals
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
- George S. Kaufman
Eye, Caught, His, Epitaph
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
- George S. Kaufman
Woman, Dinner, Pay, Invite
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
- George S. Kaufman
Night, Satire, Saturday, Closes
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
- George S. Kaufman
Funny, Born, I Was Born, Owed
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
- George S. Kaufman
Lunch, Hours, Hour, Office
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
- George S. Kaufman
Medicine, Kind, Want, Studying
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