Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
- George Gobel
World, Tuxedo, Ever, Brown
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
- George Gobel
World, Ever, Were, Tuxedo
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
- George Gobel
World, Get, Ever, Tuxedo
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
- George Gobel
Goodbye, Leave, Everybody, Party
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
- George Gobel
Drunk, Uncle, Town, Chicago
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- George Gobel
Watching Television, Were, Candlelight
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
- George Gobel
Better, Build, Mousetrap, Mice
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
- George Gobel
School, College, High, Warm
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