It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
- George Ade
Morning, Cold, Gray, Mirth
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
- George Ade
Man, Poison, Another, Spinach
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
- George Ade
Current, More, Literature, Mortals
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
- George Ade
City, Country, Form, Interruption
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
- George Ade
Bad, Bed, Prominent, Acquainted
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
- George Ade
More, Feels, Containing, Telegram
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
- George Ade
Good, You, Pay, Jolly
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
- George Ade
Past, Nothing, Moves, Improbable
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
- George Ade
Peace, Mind, Ignore, Regulations
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
- George Ade
Win, Anybody, Unless, Entry
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
- George Ade
Friend, Useless, May, Near
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
- George Ade
Wedding, Would, Were, Preferable
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
- George Ade
Vague, Generality, Parlor, Saver
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
- George Ade
Decided, Turned, Numerous, Posterity
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
- George Ade
Travel, Weeks, European, Trip
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
- George Ade
Neighbors, Pleasant, Unto
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
- George Ade
Short, She, Shape, Intellect
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