Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar
Home, Woman, She, Notices
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
- Evan Esar
Last, Makes, Up, Mint
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
- Evan Esar
Business, Reliable, Figures, Unreliable
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
- Evan Esar
Business, Some, Figures, Stand Up
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
- Evan Esar
Fire, Goes, Like, Unattended
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
- Evan Esar
Other, Costs, Twice, Hamburger
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
- Evan Esar
Habits, Study, Excellent, Beings
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
- Evan Esar
Hope, Disappointment, Over, Veneer
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
- Evan Esar
Character, Always, His, Signature
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar
Work, Education, Average, Professor
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