So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
- Edgar Bergen
Book, Before, Weeks, Object
I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
- Edgar Bergen
Never, You, Alice, Wonderland
Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
- Edgar Bergen
Kid, Want, Come, Hey
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
- Edgar Bergen
Plot, Communist, Show, Stalin
You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
- Edgar Bergen
Mistakes, Audience, Find, Pays
Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
- Edgar Bergen
Love, Television, Going, Vaudeville
After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.
- Edgar Bergen
Hollywood, Made, Half, Shell
But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
- Edgar Bergen
Know, How, Ever, Charlie
I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
- Edgar Bergen
Important, Asking, Most, Charlie
Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Edgar Bergen
Friend, Need, Well, Indeed
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